Yesterday at the end of the winners post for Obama’s Damaged Sand Sculpture photo caption contest, I wrote that with the DNC in session this week, I had a feeling another Tatler Photo Caption Contest opportunity would present itself “very soon.” However, even I expected it would take longer than 24 hours….but those Democrats do not disappoint!
You can thank our friends at FoxNews.com (picked up by Drudge) for alerting us to the pious artwork and posters for sale by street vendors outside the DNC with the headline: Artwork Portrays Obama as Jesus.
But instead of being outraged, let’s have another world famous Tatler photo caption contest using this vendor “art” as our subject.
Personally, this contest photo sickens me so much I cannot even bring myself to offer an opening caption without violating my own contest rules of “be nice and stay classy” because “the media” is watching.
But perhaps you can. So please submit your entry and try, please try to stay somewhat within the rules.
Once again the winner will receive a prestigious shout-out in a future post seen by millions of adoring fans around the world.
Now how much do you want to bet that there will be rain (and perhaps even floods, lightening, hail, locusts, and frogs) Thursday evening when Obama makes his big speech in the Bank of America Stadium without a roof?
His name obviously in the Bible, Barack wonders why Christians aren’t more accepting.
2008 “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for…”
2012 http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/ig/Barack-Obama-Pictures/Super-Excited-Man-Meets-Obama.htm
C’mon, everyone, sing along:
“It’s a cult of personality, cult of personality…”
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!
These words in sombre color I beheld
Written upon the summit of a gate…
St Obama at the gate
Romney: 53%
Obama: Whatever’s left
Electoral College: 335
From your keyboard to God’s screen, I hope.
“Prophecy fulfilled” – you mean, the one about the AntiChrist?
If I remember my Old Testament, “Barak” was a commander of Israelite forces. He was instructed by Deborah, the ruling judge of Israel, to attack the Canaanite forces of Sisera with 10,000 men. Barak said he would go, but only if Deborah went with him. Deborah replied that she would go with Barak, but then he wouldn’t get the credit for the victory. Deborah rode with Barak and Sisera’s forces were defeated (hmmm – this does sound somewhat familiar to present times). Sisera was later killed by a woman, Jael, who drove a tent peg through his skull while he was sleeping.
-I Bloweth Totally
Excerpted from:
-Lo! A Mighty Breeze was fouling the air and no man would lay claim to it. Then Bâ-râk said unto them: “That Bush beyond, remember it! For That Bush was the one that befouled the air which was sweet”. But they noticed the Bush was nowhere to be seen. Wherever Bâ-râk went that foul stench did assail The People and they suffered. After the required span of three and one years, they could take it no longer, and The People cried out: “Take him from us, for he bloweth totally!” and he was gone!
My dachshund Ripley ‘BoyBoy’ Bradford is a kind, intelligent, non-judgemental soul…pious qualities Barack Obama would need to possess (which he clearly does not) to be our Savior.
Therefore, BoyBoy is more ‘Godlike’ in character than that ‘phony piece of dog pooh’ that currently ‘occupies’ our White House.
The oceans stopped rising
Universe comprising
Gaia is now healing
Thou majestic feeling
From the Holy Seed
To fulfill the creed
From the Holy Ghost
Prophesied by most
For he is the son
Of the seven sun
King Barak-Hussein
The First of His Name.
MESSIAHS
Much better at golf these days
Yeah Dude, …. I couldn’t fix things the first time just give another 2000 years…
“For the sake of compression, some of the characters that appear in this bible are composites of people I’ve blessed, and some of the miracles I’ve performed appear out of precise chronology…”
– write that.
They are broadcasting this sound:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
Send his Marxist views to ground:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
Bear the news throughout the land,
Across the ‘Net and TV waves;
The MSM now doth command;
Obama saves! Obama saves!
All progressives now agree:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
Druids rub their hands in glee:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
Sing, Pelosi, Harry Reid;
Oprah, Fluke (not Hillary?!);
But William joins in accolades:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
Sing above the battle strife:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
His perfect and sinless life
Obama saves! Obama saves!
All bitter clingers vote for Mitt,
and they’re all just Nazis anyways;
Call the illegals from their doom
Obama saves! Obama saves!
Gaia with a mighty voice:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
All the nations now rejoice:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
Shouting ‘change’ and ‘hope’, they are all
zombie who for brains doth crave;
Let them echo the raucous call:
Obama saves! Obama saves!
The profanity-laced Rev. Wright Version is kept behind the counter.
Above my Pray-Grade.
Hopefully Hamas won’t see such Christian-themed material or they might withdraw their endorsement.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the 57 states, I will fear no school records being released, for thou media art with me, thy big stick and thy choom, they comfort me.