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September 2, 2012 - 2:57 pm

—apologies to Pat Boone and to Patsy Cline, and “Love Letters in the Sand”

To start the Convention
Democrats hailed The One
With a portrait sculpted of sand

Ah, but the elements
Eroded and put dents
In their portrait sculpted of sand

A monument worthy of a
Tin-pot dictator
Is as close as he’ll get to
A portrait on Rushmore

May his Presidency
Like this gross tribute, be
Just a portrait sculpted of sand

A monument worthy of a
Tin-pot dictator
Is as close as he’ll get to
A portrait on Rushmore

May his Presidency
Like this gross tribute, be
Just a portrait sculpted of sand

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