Another great scoop for the Sideboob Gazette! Fresh from delivering Nancy Pelosi’s feelings about Harry Reid’s magical tax source to the world, the HuffPost tells us that as a high school freshman, Mitt Romney was pretty smart but not all that focused on some of his studies.
Mitt was, in other words, a boy. Shocka!
We still don’t know what sort of student President Choom was, though.
Those interested in comparing the presidential candidates’ early academic records will be disappointed, however.
President Obama attended Punahou School in Honolulu and graduated in 1979, but his transcripts have not been released.
Using the patented logic of Harry Reid, Obama hasn’t released his transcripts because he didn’t do any of his schoolwork during those years. If that’s true, how did Barry get into all those fancy universities? And how did he stay in those universities without flunking out?
– a 50-year-old document illegally obtained in 2007 is re-published on August 6, 2012 because Puff Ho deems it more newsworthy that anything in Obama’s past, including the past three years.
Certainly Pres**nt Choom got good grades for attendance.
According to a guy who has a friend that overheard a conversation on the Columbia campus between two people who attended Yale in the 90′s, Obama was able to stay in college because he dealt drugs to all his Marxist hippy professors thereby paying tuition and buying passing grades. It must be true. Obama could disprove all this up by releasing his college records.