July 11, 2012 - 6:00 am
On the day that the House will vote to repeal ObamaCare, Republican leaders are looking for a bit of fill-in-the-blank creativity from fellow opponents of the healthcare law.
GOPs including Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), and House Republican Conference Vice-Chairwoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.) will tweet out some of their ideas to complete this graphic:
Those who can come up with their own saying to come after “It took 15 minutes to pass ObamaCare…” should complete the sentence in a tweet using the hashtag #ObamaCareCaptionContest or at McCarthy’s Facebook page.
Submissions will be collected until 11:59 p.m. Sunday. Graphics with the best submissions will be posted next week.
….and to convince the American people it was a good idea: 2.5 years…and counting.
I have several guest blogs on my website regarding rationing and the shortage of doctors: the outlook is grim if Obama is re-elected. See http://clarespark.com/2012/07/09/james-pagano-m-d-on-effects-of-obamacare/. It has a link to an earlier one where he lays out a recommended fix of the health care system that will not break the bank.
Fifteen minutes will cost you $2100 for health insurance? Where’s the lizard?
1) It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, but it will take a lifetime to get them to admit it was a tax all along.
2) It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, it will take a decade to reverse the damage he has done to our economy.
3) It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, but it felt the same as fifteen minutes of passing a stone.
4)It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, it would have taken 30 if any Democrat had spent an additional fifteen pretending to read it.
5)It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, then again, it only took 38 seconds for the Hindenburg to accomplish the same result.
6)It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, how long do you think a Democratic Party operative will take to decide whether you are worthy of cancer treatment?
7)It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, beating North Korea’s world record for sham legislative process.
8)It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, after the Cornhusker Kickback and Louisiana Purchase, all the time consuming bribing had been completed.
9)It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, it took 25 months for the Supreme Court to declare it a Bait and Switch.
10)It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, with the Death Panels it will take two decades to attrition out its “enemies”.
…but already 13,000 pages of regulations to explain how to regulate what we now know is in it.
…but legions of IRS agents to collect and process the taxes.
…but almost 200 committees, boards and groups to administer it.
the one and only real way to get it repealed is to revoke all the exceptions to it
do you know that muslims are exempted
president obama is a christian
so that let’s him off the hook, anyway
It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, and 20,000 new IRS agents to ensure that you have the “free will” to choose it.
It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, the next twenty minutes were spent by Democrats carving out exceptions and waivers for themselves and a few thousand of their closest cronies.
It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, if the national budget was actually a hidden tax, we might be able to get the Democratic Party to pass one of those as well.
is to die before the death panel gets you
that’s not a bad, uh, aaargh! ……………………………… beep beep beep
and it didn’t cost you a cent!
it cost somebody one cent, though.
It took only 15 minutes to pass Obamacare but you’re gonna hate it for years.
“It Only Took 15 Minutes to Pass ObamaCare, but it will take generations to undo the damage this administration has done to the country.”
The first step to recovery is getting rid of Obama in November. After that, it will literally take years to undo all of the damage Obama has done, whether it is to reduce all of the horrific spending that has taken place, repealing a bunch of EPA regulations that have been destroying our domestic energy production, getting rid of all the “czars” Obama has created, or stoppnig all of the taxes that are about to fall down on all of us in January of 2013. Even if Romney wins, it may take him a full term just to reduce all of the Federal baseline budgets that Obama has raised for every Federal agency. And if we don’t control all of Congress, the job will be even harder. But every journey, no matter how long, begins with one step. And the first major step is getting rid of Obama in November.
Eventually we, too, will have our elderly selling their homes to pay for care. It is already happening in Britain where, according to 0, the socialists have the best health care system in the world.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/elderhealth/9392020/Elderly-care-cap-could-be-100000-Lansley-reveals.html
It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, over 1,080,000 minutes later we finally get to reveal it and mark it up as a tax.
It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, the subprime mortgage of our health benefits.
It only took fifteen minutes to pass ObamaCare, proving that the Democrats could microwave the economy in less time than it would take to microwave a potato.
It only took a second to conceive Obama, but…
It only took fifteen seconds to pass ObamaCare, it ought to wear a hockey mask, it has taken over 33 attempts to kill it.
It only took fifteen seconds to pass ObamaCare, but it has taken every minute of air time in the lapdog media since then to cover it up.
It only took fifteen seconds to pass ObamaCare, heaven knows we wouldn’t want it to be too taxing on Democratic Party legislators, it was going to be taxing enough on the rest of us very soon.
It took15 minutes to pass the health care bill, but will take eternity for anyone to understand it.
it took fifteen minutes to pass the bill, but only 2 seconds for millions of people to violate a law that nobody understands and still is having thousands of pages of regulations written.
It only took fifteen seconds for Obamacare and a Kardashian wedding to pass, each having about the same genuineness at its core.
It only took about fifteen seconds for Obamacare to pass, that’s the average staying power of a Democratic congressman. Was it good for you?
It only took fifteen seconds for the unread ObamaCare to pass, combining the worst elements of a blind date with speed dating. You’re stuck with the same troll that you know nothing about, praying it will all be over soon, until the next unpleasant surprise crops up.
took fifteen minutes to pass the bill and even less time to hear that 83% of doctors are looking to quit their practices.
took fifteen minutes to pass, which was about the same as the flight path for the bombs that dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but created more damage than those actual bombs did.
Barry1817:
From 40,000 feet to earth ground would take on the order of one minute in vacuo. If you take into account air resistance to dropping a dense object (like a metallic bomb), something on the order of 2-3 minutes,, max.
Since the bomb was an air burst, even less than that…
The Pedant…
this is my question:
if the death panel gives me a pass, am I on borrowed time, or is it simply a gift
going broke at 80
A.K.
it’s a gift either way, otherwise . . .
If it’s a gift, you’ll have to pay tax on it but there will be lots of new IRS agents to help you.
it’s otherwise that’s the rub . . .