June 1, 2012 - 11:53 am
The desperate stink of 8.2% unemployment seems to have brought out the very best in our young president. Barack Obama wasted no time in rolling out a brilliant new jobs effort, the Thingamajig Initiative, during one of his six campaign stops today. It’s genius, I tell you, genius.
1960s leftist terrorist Marilyn Katz, who is headlining one of today’s presidential campaign stops, could not be reached for her reaction.
I can’t afford a thingamajig, I have to settle for whatchamacallits.
Gee, after paying in an extra $1100 in Federal Income Tax, how am I going to get an extra $3000? What a doofus.
Great plan: Don’t just sit there, buy something! (Gee, color me stunned.)
What if I only need a doohickey?
I guess I’ll have to settle for a plain, ordinary, low-tech widget.
Ok, but I’m still waiting for a “2 for Tuesday” or BuyOneGetOneFree special.
Remember how the left reacted after 9/11 when George Bush said to go shopping?
No kidding!!!!
– his “stuff” remark earlier this year. It’s gold, I tell ya, gold!
So, now he’s endorsing consumerism?
Don’t evil corporations manufacture thingamajigs? For profit?
This is a self made man who quit work too early. He can’t even keep his socialist story straight.
I can’t wait to badger the Democrats at their booth at tomorrow’s street fair.
You should buy organic, free range thingamajigs made by carbon-neutral, non-profit organizations who donate the proceeds to dohicky and thingamaybob growers in developing nations.
OMG. What an idiot. Are there really people stupid enough to vote for this bozo again?
This man’s intellectual prowess leaves me speechless. And the leftist elite thinks we’re stupid? I have dogs that are smarter than this bullsh*t artist.
OK everybody settle down…
Obama and Bloomberg will take care of all your thingamajig needs for you…
As long as those thingamajigs aren’t larger than 16 ounces…
Of course if it is larger than 16 ounces Obama will think it is choom and start smoking it !!!
Thunder
Silly Barack. Furnaces don’t have thingamajigs. Furnaces have thingamaBOBS.
Obama has taken improv speech classes from George W Bush.
The problem is that about half the people would take the $3,000 and buy drugs with it, or waste it on new pairs of jeans, sunglasses and sneakers (boosting the illegal drug and Chinese import economies). They will still not have that thingamajig and come winter time, they will be screaming about how UNFAIR it is that they have to live in a cold house, and demand that “the government” come fix it for them for free(so their babies don’t freeze). Those of us who could really put the three grand to good economic use don’t “need” it, because we are fiscally responsible and have more than that in the bank. We are holding our bank money (and would add the $3k to it) because we don’t trust the government. It’s a vicious cycle…