May 26, 2012 - 11:52 am
Barack Obama, pothead mooch.
The website BuzzFeed obtained a copy of the book, “Barack Obama: The Story” by David Maraniss, and excerpted the parts about Obama’s pothead youth.
Among the highlights:
— Obama was known for his interceptions. This is the act of joining a circle of people passing around a joint, taking a hit and yelling, “Intercepted!”
— Obama and his friends at the Punahou School in Hawaii called themselves the “Choom Gang” — choom means smoking weed — and drove around in a Volkswagen bus called the “Choomwagon.”
Later in life, Barack Obama would go from mooching marijuana to mooching history.






Obama’s problem – among many – is that he got there a decade too late (as did many of his supporters). They didn’t get the following sound advice from Country Joe and The Fish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0
I think it is telling that “choom” is mooch spelled backwards. This merely an example of our President taking pride in his actions.
What’s the best way to eat dog?
Choom slowly.
*groan*
*applause*
/simultaneously
nO! stO!ner 2012
Four years too late.
I’m not sure I agree. Obama has no substance. People voted for what they wanted to see. These revelations although late in the game, could break those illusions and possibly cause a backlash. When fooled people react aggressively to remove the evidence of their foolishness.
Does that fact that Obama smoked dope or claimed to be Kenyan really hurt Obama. No. But it will impact those who hid from reality and saw only what they wanted to see. The school grade claims can be especially damaging to the Dems/Left as they put so much stock in the school attended, grades and SAT scores. To show Obama isn’t the smartest man ever would damage their delusion.
So our Choomster in Chief regularly drove vehicles while under the influence of pot, booze, cocaine and God knows what else.
Psychiatrists have stated that drug users maturity levels are halted and stunted at the age they begin using. Their brains are imprinted permanently by addiction.
he intercepted the country
Could this explain why he keeps mentioning his “sons”? Does he have too rely on a teleprompter because of too many “intercepted” moments?
“Look, don’t bogart that joint cheese-whiz, pass it over to me. According to my calculations, you’ve had it 1% longer than you should have. I’m locking phasers” – Tuvok – Star Trek: Voyager.
The only thing worse than being a hypocrite is being ignorant.
Your point, please? A deliberate slander should have one, don’t you think?
We shall go on to the end, we shall mock them
fightin France, we shall mock themfighton the seas and oceans, we shall mock themfightwith growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall mock themfighton the beaches, we shall mock themfighton the landing grounds, we shall mock themfightin the fields and in the streets, we shall mock themfightin the hills; we shall never surrenderit’s going to take years to recover from letting children run wild in the white house. what they haven’t wrecked, they have surely stolen. when the truth and scope of the destruction this foreign implant and his minions have caused really sinks in w/ the real 99%, it might be curtains for dem’s. anybody got a suggestion for a name for a new party. it shouldn’t take much to whip what’s left of pub’s either, when folks find out how they too voted for these commie laws they are passing.
oops, there goes another flyin’ frikkin robot now. did you get ‘em maw?
Since we now know that pot smoking was a fairly common activity in your past, Mr. President, at what point did you quit and what prompted you to do so? Was it when you changed the reference to your birthplace on your brochure from Kenya to Hawaii?
“Dude, where’s my car?!”
Extend that to an entire nation and, well…
As younger generations start taking over the reins in Washington, I’m wondering if their drug use as teenagers will become a non-issue.
(Soft knocks at the door)
Who is it?
It’s me, Eric. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks
Who is it?
It’s me, Eric, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
Who?
It’s, Eric, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
Who is it?
It’s, Eric, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
Who?
Eric, man. Open up.
Eric?
Yeah, Eric. C’mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
Eric’s not here.
No, man, I’m Eric, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
Hey, c’mon, man.
Who is it?
It’s Eric, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
Who?
Eric, man. Open up.
Eric?
Yeah, Eric.
Eric’s not here.
What the hell? No, man, I am Eric, man. Will you…
(More knocks)
C’mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it…c’mon. Open up the door! It’s Eric!
Who?
Eric! E-R-I-C! Will you open up the goddam door!
Eric?
Yeah, Eric!
Eric?
Right, man. Eric. Now will you open up the door?
Eric’s not here.