Mitt Romney is turning out to be quite the tough guy. When he isn’t fighting authority (authority always wins), partying hard and lording his power over other boys Lord of the Flies style, he rushes into very dangerous places. Specifically, North Carolina. Mitt Romney is campaigning in Charlotte tomorrow.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Event:                        Governor Romney Holds Charlotte Event

When:                        1:00 PM EDT

Location:                  Charlotte Pipe and Foundry Company, 1335 South Clarkson Street, Charlotte, North Carolina

Brave, brave Obama, who lets his daughters decide major issues and on whose personal behalf our troops wage war, bravely chickened out of a campaign appearance in North Carolina on Tuesday.