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May 1, 2012 - 8:19 pm

—apologies to Bob Marley and “I Shot the Sheriff”

I got bin Laden
Is there anyone awesome as me?
I got bin Laden
But would not if I were Mitt Romney

All around the USA
I’m bragging left and right
Because Osama bin Laden’s dead
In a SEAL firefight
I say…

I got bin Laden
Well, it really was the Navy SEALS
I got bin Laden
Where are the adulatory squeals?

I never served in the military
Nor was tested in my life
The most difficult thing I ever did
Was contradict my wife
I say…

I got bin Laden
Though I was not involved in the plan
I got bin Laden
And I’ll broadcast from Afghanistan

Though now I’ll claim that personally
I nailed up his hide
The word is out from Washington
I took sixteen hours to decide
I say…

I got bin Laden
And I say that it’s a “gutsy call”
I got bin Laden
Remember election comes this fall

Even though Senator McCain said
Heroes don’t brag at all
Once more I take Osama’s head
And spike it like a football
I say…

I got bin Laden
Is there anyone awesome as me?
I got bin Laden
Please forget ’bout the economy…

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