April 24, 2012 - 7:04 pm
—apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein, and “My Favorite Things“
Celebrity chef meals and home spa massages
Sycophants to make up her entourages
Garish designer clothes covered in bling
Why is it my wife needs so many things?
A slavish press corps claiming that her grimaces
Display one of the world’s most lovely faces
The obedience that from fat children she wrings
Why is it my wife needs so many things?
Though she has got no formal occupation
Each few weeks she takes a lavish vacation
Yes, she has got her eyes on the cha-ching;
Why is it my wife needs so many things?
Late at night when
She wakes up and
Inward turns her eyes
She confronts the empty void where her soul should be
And resolves to super-Versailles!
Not too sure about that very last rhyme, my dear. However, as always, you are brilliant, so: BRAVO!
Bravissimo!
It was my favorite part!
– to the tune of “No Other Love” from Me & Juliet.
My favorite snark target. Many thanks and kudos! Maybe she should get a response from her “husband”.
Barry get angry
Barry get mad.
Give me the biggest lecture
I ever had.
As if. lol