April 10, 2012 - 7:18 am
Easter at the White House was filled with photo caption contest opportunities.
First the basketball with the Obama image and now Obama and the bunny.
This contest question is: What is the bunny saying or thinking?
Here is my entry: He wanted me to wear an Obama 2012 button but I refused.
So now it’s your turn to think like a bunny and post a caption worth at least one colored egg.
The Bunny is thinking: “Carrots! Carrots! I KNOW I’m gonna get Carrots soon! Very soon! Mmmm. Delicious Carrots! For me!!! Me!!! Me!!!”
This lousy president makes me jumpy.
When he is gone, I will be very hoppy.
I am laughing out loud.
100 generations ago, my ancestor knew Jimmy Carter…
“They shell out $850,000 for a cigar-smoking clown, but THIS is the best bunny suit they could find?”
“Fox-2″
In a bunny suit, no one can hear you scream.
Obama poses with his wife, Michelle Obama.
“Hey Boss,” Holders on the line again, says he’s got some good news and some band news shall I tell him to call back? or do you want to break a few more eggs first?
Haarrk Petuee to the back of the head
nah nah…nah nah nah nah…nah nah nah nah…nah nah nah nah….
[Theme from Jaws]
One is a made-up character with big ears, whom only very young children and fools think is real…
and the other is the Easter Bunny.
ftw
“Soon.”
During triumphs, Roman emperors had slaves telling them they were mortal. Obama has a mythological creature telling him the same thing. Typical.
“Humans Against Rabbit Exploitation–my new signature program–will bring about the end of Easter-based discrimination for all rabbits, hares, and small, over-fecund, rodents across the country. No longer will they be marginalized as mere egg-and-candy deliverypersons, but will be treated as all rabbits should be–with dignity, respect, and allow them to escape the stereotypical shadows in which they are forced to dwell.
“Is he weally gonna force me buy contwaceptives”
– white and that’s all right.