March 21, 2012 - 2:34 pm
Big news that will surely inspirit the Syrians being butchered by Assad: The EU is considering imposing a shopping ban on Mrs. Assad, Anna Wintour’s Near East model woman:
On Friday, it is expected to take new steps. For Asma, they will mean she will no longer be able to travel to the EU or buy products from EU-based companies, in her own name.
Well it’s not final yet and she’s used other names to buy before. Still, the possibility of being confined to shmatas and makeup from Iran is a scary possibility.
Devastating.
This is even more severe punishment than one of those harshly worded U.N. letters of condemnation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KIzbktgJk
If only the League of Nations had thought about this. Mussolini would have quaked in his boots back in ’36….
You may have meant Signora Mussolini would have quaked in her heels back in 1936…
No, no, you’re mistaken. It’s well known that Signor and Signora Mussolini were the same person, and were married in a non-traditional wedding that the local bishop refused to sanction.
I feel her pain. I don’t know how I’d live without my Chanel Number Five. And no Belgian chocolates? No Italian pasta? I advise Assad to make sure his wife is on anti-depressants. I’m getting depressed just thinking about her missing the couture shows in Paris.
She shoulda married that other guy. Which other guy? ANY other guy.
This qualifies as torture.
An awesome blow against murderous tyranny.
If only the Allies had had the foresight to refuse Eva Braun’s credit cards.
Millions might not have died needlessly in WWII.
Since she has claimed to be the real dictator in Syria, I won’t be too terribly upset if something really bad (think: Quaddafi) happens to her in the event the Assads are forcefully removed from power.