Men in Tights

So this is a thing: Mantyhose. I feel a little ill, just adding the word to SpellCheck.

Let me tell you right now: Men are not properly …formed… to wear this abomination. My gayest gay friends would not wear these, not even to a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Mick Jagger couldn’t pull off this look when he was in his twenties, and you sir are no 20-year-old Mick Jagger.

File this one under “trends we’d rather not see our politicians take up,” or “comically awful,” or “the end of the world.”