December 24, 2011 - 8:44 am
Now I know from comments I have received over the last year from PJ Media readers that there are many creative minds out there. So here is your chance to offer a caption to this photo of Obama the Pizza Man.
My entry is:
President Obama in training for his new job in January 2013.
So let your creative juices flow and the winner receives a special Christmas blessing from me.
This is a variation on your theme:
“This is the first real job I’ve ever had!”
Sorry I’m late and the pizza is cold … it’s George Bush’s fault.
“I’d place this delivery among the best of all time, excluding the scenes from Home Alone, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and Loverboy”
We’re taking these because I think at a certain point you’ve eaten enough pizza.
“I used a coupon that saved the American people $1 off each pizza — about what all these secret service men and vehicles cost each 1.3 seconds.”
If only. a dollar every 1.3 second would only amount to about $20 million a year.
“Three pizzas for each family that will vote for me !”
Sorry but that $40 doesn’t cover any toppings.
“I’d throw these over the fence, but I understand that that’s been done.”
– park here because I’m the President.
Obama Pizza Buy 10 and get a free Chevy Volt to cook them in.
YOU ARE TIED FOR FIRST PLACE SO FAR.
We couldn’t find the arugala or kobe so Michelle ordered these instead.
This isn’t above my pay grade!
“If Jesus could feed 5,000 with five fish and three loaves of bread, I can certainly feed the American people with three large pizzas.”
YOU ARE IN FIRST PLACE SO FAR.
One “trainee” 4 “trainers”!
“If you answer the phone for me, I give you these three pizzas”
“don’t worry about Iran, I will share a pizza with them, and they will renounce the bomb”
I thought the Queen of England would enjoy some Chicago deep dish pizza, while she listens to my speeches on her iPod.
“I don’t care if that delivery boy was upset — these need to be redistributed ! “
Long after you pass it, you’ll still be wondering what in heaven’s name was in it!
Today, Dominoes Pizza unveiled their new model for their classic character, the Noid.
Fast & Furious Presidential Pizza Delivery
I bet the Domino’s guy doesn’t have 5 bodyguards with him.
“I know you paid for these pizzas, and your kids are waiting for them, but you don’t need them–I’m going to give them to someone who has less than you do.”
“Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Class Warfare pizza with my favorite topping – nothing.”
Wait, is pizza halal??
Whatever you do don’t tell Michelle these aren’t vegetarian!
Obama soliciting support and votes.
The guy who said “a chicken in every pot” got elected…let’s try “THREE pizzas on every porch”.
After this week, that is probably the only job I will be able to get, delivering pizzas to Obama.
Oh..This Is For Michelle And The Girls.
Oh….This Pizza Is For Michelle And The Girls.
“I promised AxeMan if he got Cain out of the race before the end of the year, I’d deliver pizza.”
If I’d been vetted in 2008, this is what I’d be doing now.
This beats working in the oval office any day of the week!
Let ‘em eat quinoa!
“I”m doing my part to balance the budget, I’ve cut my salary… unfortnately, that means a second job, but Godfather’s was hiring!”
Obama and the usual gang of idiots deliver a third year of disappointment, failure, and misery to the American people.
3 pizza’s, $30.00. The facial expression of the taxpayer behind the distributing president who just got pinched to pay for them, Priceless!
Obama’s new election spiel: “My pizzas are the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty. But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe.”
One vote for me, one pizza for thee.
Yeah, Barry, you’re going for the Herman Cain look. But I know Herman, he’s a friend of mind, and Barry, you ain’t no Herman Cain!
The Peter Principal at work!
“These are sh*t pizzas, Mr and Mrs America. You’ll eat them and like them, or else….
This is a piece a hope and change.
I’m one of the four best pizza delivery guys in history.
And Bill Clinton told Ted Kennedy I was only good for gettin’ coffee! Guess I showed him.
Obama delivers the agreed upon bribe to the three voters left in the country who were willing to vote for him in November 2012.
The Obama company serves only wholesome, fastidious and delicious pizza but more important is our fast and furious service we offer with all the extra no charge stimulus ingredients that are baked right in and totally paid for before they are even made.
“We’ll deliver within 30 minutes or taxpayers pick up the tab.”
Free Stuff if you vote for me! (The one percent paid for it)
Screw the no parking. Vinni said to put the guns in the boxes and bring them here.
“Order a POTUS pie today. 30 minutes or less to all 57 states”
I’m amore.
It’s your pizza but you all must watch me eat it–over and over and over.
“Where’s the rest of your Pizza? Why, ‘redistributed,’ of course.”
Everyone desires pizza, accordingly those at the top should pay their fair share.
Ummm, extra anchovies are free! Merry Christmas.
One with broccoli on top; one with brussel sprouts; and one with arigula. I think I’ve got all the bases covered here.
The way he is looking down his nose at the camera made “No pizza for you!” pop into my head.
I’m late to the “Pizza Summit”. Which way to Michelle’s booty?
…She’s gonna kill me.
“I don’t care if you don’t want these pizzas- under my health care plan you have to pay for them.”
“Don’t worry if the 1% takes too much of the pie, I’ve printed two more out of thin air!”
So this is how you actually make money??? Dang! I thought everybody just printed it.
“For the first time, I’m proud of my country’s pizza”"
This is funny. Would have been a contender had I seen it before I chose the winner.
“Let me carry those pizza boxes, I spotted a cameraman just ahead of us.”