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Buzzsawmonkey

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September 14, 2011 - 3:20 pm

—with apologies to the Contours and “Do You Love Me (Now That I Can Dance?)

You broke my heart
Because you said
I took too much time off
But now I’ve got a new jobs bill
And I’ve got no time for golf

Do you love me? (Help me pass the bill)
Do you love me? (Oh, I hope you will)
Do you love me? (Oh, show you do)
Now that I’ve got a bill

Watch me pretend to (Work, work)
I’m not accustomed to (Work, work)
You gotta help me to (Work, work)
Everybody be civil now (Work)

I’ll get high-speed rail (I’ll get high-speed rail)
And I’ll fund some green jobs (fund green jobs)
And I’ll continue to fail (continue to fail)
To condemn flash mobs (to condemn flash mobs)
Tell me (tell me)
Tell me

Do you love me? (Help me pass the bill)
Do you love me? (Oh, I hope you will)
Do you love me? (Oh, show you do)
Now that I’ve got a bill

Yes I’m pretending to (Work, work)
I’m not accustomed to (Work, work)
You gotta help me to (Work, work)
Everybody be civil now (Work)

(Work, work)

I can fake it, fake it baby (Work, work)
Election? Gonna take it, baby (Work, work)
Who said I was lazy? (Work)

I’ll get high-speed rail (I’ll get high-speed rail)
And I’ll fund some green jobs (fund green jobs)
And I’ll continue to fail (continue to fail)
To condemn flash mobs (to condemn flash mobs)
Tell me (tell me)
Tell me

Do you love me? (Help me pass the bill)
Do you love me? (Oh, I hope you will)
Do you love me? (Oh, show you do)
Now that I’ve got a bill

(Now, now, now)
(Work, work)

Watch me pretend to (Work, work)
I’m not accustomed to (Work, work)
Everybody be civil now (Work)

(Work, work)

I can fake it, fake it baby (Work, work)
Election? Gonna take it, baby (Work, work)
Who said I was lazy? (Work)

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