Obama Administration announces earthquake came from a little know geological structure, the Bush Fault. USGS to make official name “Bush’s Fault Earthquake.”
Oh Charlie – And here I thought it was global warming
– but Barack makes the Earth move?
I thought it was the extraterrestrials trying to kill us off because of CO2 in the atmosphere. You know, like they said in the Penn State/NASA paper? Not that it matters, because that would be Bush’s fault as well…
I was an AGW skeptic, a so called ‘denier’.
But, having gone to the links you posted, I am now a believer. ( Cue the sound of angels singing)
Where is our good friend ‘A physicist’? He would be so pleased to see me converted.
Some congressional page probably stumbled and dropped a 2200-page copy of the Dem’s latest spending bill.
Pres. Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, known as “Bush’s Fault”.
The President also announced the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Conservatives however have declared the earthquake was caused by the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.
In other news: Don’t be alarmed About the Earthquakes. That’s just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!!
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