After an investigation it was discovered that the tremor was caused by Obama’s approval ratings hitting the ground in a freefall. He tried to pull the chute but it failed to open.
5.9 seems to be small by comparison as an entire nations collective jaw drops in seeing what the republican party has come up with for presidential candidates.
Seems the current crop of republican presidential candidates – better known as the Island of Misfit Toys – all had a temper tantrum at the same time. Michelle “Crazy Eyes Pray the Gay Away” Bachmann started it by declaring that every girl should remain a Virginian till she’s married. That didn’t make the boys very happy. Their little tantrum almost broke the Capital.
After an investigation it was discovered that the tremor was caused by Obama’s approval ratings hitting the ground in a freefall. He tried to pull the chute but it failed to open.
5.9 seems to be small by comparison as an entire nations collective jaw drops in seeing what the republican party has come up with for presidential candidates.
That’s really stupid. Is that the best you’ve got, Axelrod?
Dumbass.
At last, an American earthquake Obama can blame his failures on!
Seems the current crop of republican presidential candidates – better known as the Island of Misfit Toys – all had a temper tantrum at the same time. Michelle “Crazy Eyes Pray the Gay Away” Bachmann started it by declaring that every girl should remain a Virginian till she’s married. That didn’t make the boys very happy. Their little tantrum almost broke the Capital.
Is that you again, Axelrod? Or is that the big dummy, Robert Gibbs?
Honestly. It is better to be a fool and keep your mouth shut than to open it and remove all doubt.
Go play your little reindeer games over at Media Matters or Move On. You are nothing but projectile spittle that lands on your own shirt.
And my ggggg-grandfather, if I may say so — who was a neighbor of Jefferson’s and did some business with him.