Advance Copy of President Obama's Speech on Failure of Debt Limit Compromise

This advance copy of the text of President Obama’s completely nonpartisan speech, to be delivered upon failure of the debt limit negotiations, has been smuggled out of the White House. In it, President Obama demonstrates once again that he is an humble but great leader trying to do his very best for His People.

Oh.  It is a blatant attempt at satire; that’s all he deserves.