In no particular order:
Jim Tressel resigns as the head football coach of Ohio State University.
Danica Patrick leads the Indy 500, then doesn’t. Is NASCAR on the horizon?
UFC 130 – wicked boring for such outstanding sport!
Tony Romo got married. No word on how this will help him win a playoff game.
You may now return to the important aspects of today – some great grilling and remembering those who have fallen in keeping us free, and keeping America the greatest nation on the face of the earth.