byRoger L Simon
… from an Atlanta neighborhood:
My next homemade bumper sticker: “So you’re not a racist. Are you an idiot?”
Anyone who cast their vote to prove they’re not a racist has already proven they are a complete idiot.
Heh. Y, it’s like stepping on a land mine to avoid stepping in a pile of doggie-doo.
Well the time has come for sure that we can no longer keep putting sugar on dog droppings and calling it chocolate.
That’s probably racist right there.
My ideal cabinet would be headed by Bolton Sec. of State, Netanyahu Sec. of Defense, Cain Sec. of Treasury, Bachmann Attorney General, …
Now, who could we hire to make it so?
That Netanyahu spot was a joke. Right? He’s not a US citizen. How about Petraeus? Otherwise good picks.
Kim du Toit: Sec.War:-)
“Kim du Toit: Sec.War:-)” I’m sure that is the title he would use, too.
For those who don’t know, Kim du Toit is a naturalized citizen; otherwise, I’d like that pick, as well. As he has said, KdT is American-by-choice from Dutch South Africa = African-American.
WTF? You don’t have to be an American citizen for any of these positions.
Only a few elected positions require American citizenship.
Haven’t heard anything about Kim du Toit lately. I don’t think his blog is online any longer.
Here we go: Sarah Palin and Herman Cain would trade off on the Pres/Vice Pres jobs, just to piss Jon Stewart off and give Nancy Pelosi a stroke.
SecState: The Bolt-Man (or, as we call him round these parts, “the Moustache!”)
SecDefense: Gen. Petraeus
SecTreas: Rick Santelli (cause I wanna see some more rants)
Atty General: Michele B. would be fantastic, but I’d give Mark Levin a call first, see if he’ll do it.
SecLabor: Chris Christie (but let him work from NJ, so the teachers there don’t get any ideas about defeating his reforms)
SecCommerce: give it to Donald Trump, but tell him the position’s going away in less than a year, so he’ll fire himself after getting Freedom Tower up, and getting a hair style at Area 51.
SecEducation: call up Michelle Obama, and ask if she’d be interested – then start laughing and say, “psych!” THEN, give it to Michelle Rhee (but make it clear she’s under the same deadline as the Trumpster; the thing’s getting shut down ASAP – but NOT before she gets rid of all tater tots in cafeterias!)
SecHHS: We’ll get Tom Coburn to come in and implement Paul Ryan’s plan, after he melds it with the one he presented to Congress. Tom will get the lion’s share, along with Chris Christie, of the PR in the new Palin/Cain-Cain/Palin administration, because health and jobs will be the main focus right at the start.
SecEnergy: this department will be folded into a new White House Science Council (which will also include NASA)
SecVA: would be folded into the Pentagon under SecDef to save money
SecHomelandSecurity: Who else? Jan Brewer, now Gov. of Arizona. Oh – the FBI gets moved under her jurisdiction, and away from Justice. Michele B will be plenty busy getting rid of all the crap regulations and laws the Marxists have been putting in.
SecAgriculture: Folded, and some of its’ functions placed under the WH Science Council (this will be done within 6 months of the new administration).
HUD, Interior, and Transportation will IMMEDIATELY be eliminated to start us back on a sane fiscal path. to be followed soon by Energy, Education, Commerce, and Labor as soon as they can be done away with.
So, within a year or year and a half’s time, the Cabinet will go from 15 to 7 departments, and the remaining would have to reduce their staff and budgets by 20% by the end of the first fiscal year of the new administration … EXCEPT for two; DEFENSE and HOMELAND SECURITY. Those departments would have their budgets INCREASED by 10% immediately, and will remain that way for the foreseeable future. Once the borders were secured (which would take place within 18 months), then HomelandSecurity’s budget would decrease 5% (allowing for the influx of the FBI into its’ structure).
And finally … Dennis Miller would be named Prime Minister of the US. Not to do anything except use the media at will to get off on his rants; which will improve the mood of the country (and piss off Jon Stewart).
I like that, can we do it?
“The Lion’s share” may not be what you think. Check out Aesop’s fable– the one about the Lion and the Fox.
Looks like a Photoshop, but so what. I love it.
That IS a shamefully bad photoshopping.
Did the homeowner permission from his HOA before putting that sign up?
S’okay. They called Sarah up on her bus, and she said it was alright … and to drink a beer for her when they got done nailin’ that thing up.
Excellent cabinet choices by “4. gary gulrud”! There’s a tsunami of support out here, but it needs a Chris Christie, not a go-along-get-along Gingrich or other clown who supports the status quo of the entrenched political class.
Obama is one of the most beatable politicians of my lifetime, but unfortunately the Republican party is the one organization that is stupid and incompetent enough to lose to him.
If you criticize the ‘Bamster over policy differences you’re a racist. If you won’t objectively criticize the ‘Bamster over policy differences, isn’t that racist too?
So, which is it going to be?
Indeed. I think this is how to look at it:
If you cast your vote FOR or AGAINST Obama because of his race(s?), then you’re a racist.
If you either vote FOR or AGAINST Obama for some other reason (his policies, party affiliation, etc), then you’re not a racist.
Note, that to the extent that “racism” was a factor in Obama’s election, it BY FAR helped him rather than hurt him. In other words, I think its clear his that being half-black netted him far more votes than it cost him.
“My ideal cabinet would be headed by Bolton Sec. of State, Netanyahu Sec. of Defense, Cain Sec. of Treasury, Bachmann Attorney General, …”
Heh, I think I’d prefer Bachmann as Sec. of Treasury, leaving Cain for Fed Chair.
One would have to be insane to vote for a Democrat in 2012.
this notion doesnt thin their ranks too much
I’m not much for the “text-speak” the kids use nowadays… but seriously, I did LOL on that one.
Need to get Allen West into the mix somewhere; either as VP (granted he would be pretty much useless for 8 years but he WOULD get a shot at the Presidency in 8 years) or as Secretary of Defense (would be a better choice than Bebe only because he is an American Citizen)…
Incidentally, not only is that “yard sign” an obvious photoshop, it also contains a typographical error (ie “your weren’t a racist”).
The sign is NOT photoshopped. I’ve seen in it on and off the lawn in the house, the residents who I personally know. You are right, however, about the typo. But, if it sends the message, who cares?
I too have been in the house and know the people who reside there. It’s the real deal.
@12 Doug – West as Cain’s VP would be a perfect fit. What’s Cain lacks in the finer points of foreign policy, West brings to the table, having served heroically as an instrument of foreign policy.
Think for a minute about foreign policy negotiations. Who would you rather have representing you? Somebody who had the balls to cap off a round next to the ear of an enemy during an interrogation (and admit to it immediately), or an affirmative action hire community organizer?
I’d be just fine with Cain/West 2012 & 2016, and West/Cain 2020 & 2024.
Typographical errors are how you know a sign was made by a conservative. Liberals have university-trained editors at their print shops.
Yogi Berra for Best Dam Quoter of the World Czar, Sara Palin for You Betcha Czar and anybody from the comedy show for being unfunny.
Is it possible for any candidate the republicans nominate be a worse president than Obama? Is such a thing even possible?
I have a bumper sticker on my truck:
“A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders”
Make no mistake- the left wing strategy for 2012 is to shame America into re-electing President Zipperhead- ‘cuz if we don’t, we’re obviously racists.
It’s got to be Gov Rick Perry in the Pres spot and Sen Marco Rubio as Veep. There is no other choice! Unless Lt Col West decides to run, then it is an altogether different ballgame.
Peace and God Bless!
A witty appealing, but it had to be post at least three years ago! It was so obvious that this charming guy is a misunderstanding of nature for controlling the our best conutry!
According to observations, The guy is doing gret so far…!
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