April 27, 2011 - 1:25 pm
10. It’s headed “President Obama’s Birth Certificate”
9. The attending physician’s name is listed as “Dr. Demento”
8. The address given for Obama’s mother is actually that of Jack Lord’s house
7. It’s scratch-’n’-sniff
6. The street name, “Kalanianole,” is Hawaiian for “take this, combover boy!”
5. It’s printed on the back of an 8” X 10” of Tom Selleck
4. Curiously enough, both the doctor and local registrar were old poker buddies of Jack Ruby
3. His mother’s occupation is listed as “some kind of academic social-science bullsh*t”
2. It turns out that doctor died under mysterious circumstances last year at the age of 106
1. Obama’s father? Don Ho
Thanks for the humor! No doubt there will be those who will be off to prove right….. your account.
While all his supporters declare “the defense rests” and the discovery process has only begun, the pacified uninformed have an opportunity to observe the growing numbers of diligent patient locked and loaded patriots getting in formation outside the courthouse and weigh their own determination when surrounded by truth.
That is definitely the most enjoyable thing I have ever read about this issue! Thanks for the laughs.
really funny.
Book ‘em Dano.
11. The registrar’s name is U K L Lee (Ukulele) – wait that one is true. Nevermind.
I guess folks forget that when G.W. Bush was demanded by some to produce his birth certificate he had an immediate response….Clintons was much the same!
http://www.cleavelin.net/archives001/082505bush.jpg
You forgot “Special notes: Vulnerable to Kryptonite”.
Why does it say “Is residence on a farm or plantation”?