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Groucho for President!

November 21, 2008 - 8:57 am - by Roger L Simon

Next time he gets my vote!

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6 Comments, 6 Threads

  1. 1. Lightnin' Hopkins

    Rufus T. Firefly runs a tight ship:

    “These are the laws of my administration
    No one’s allowed to smoke
    Or tell a dirty joke
    And whistling is forbidden…
    If chewing gum is chewed
    The chewer is pursued.
    And in the hoosegow hidden…
    If any form of pleasure is exhibited
    Report to me and it will be prohibited.
    I’ll put my foot down, so shall it be.
    This is the land of the free.
    The last man nearly ruined this place
    He didn’t know what to do with it
    If you think this country’s bad off now
    Just wait ’til I get through with it
    The country’s taxes must be fixed
    And I know what to do with it
    If you think you’re paying too much now
    Just wait ’til I get through with it…

    I will not stand for anything that’s crooked or unfair
    I’m strictly on the up and up
    So everyone beware
    If anyone’s caught taking graft
    And I don’t get my share
    We stand ‘em up against the wall
    And pop goes the weasel.

    If any man should come between her husband and his bride
    We find out which one she prefers
    By letting her decide
    If she prefers the other man
    The husband steps outside
    We stand ‘em up against the wall
    And pop goes the weasel.”

  2. “These are my principles. And if you don’t like them, I have others.”

  3. Marxist.

  4. 4. Charles

    A detroit radio station called the Kenyan embassy after the election of Obama. After a lot of trouble they get through to the ambassador of Kenya.

    The ambassador of Kenya says that obama was born in Kenya and that his birth place has become a national shrine.

    Listen to the recording here

  5. At least when Groucho told a joke, he knew it was a joke.

    “Whatever it is, I’m against it” has been the Democratic response to Republicans for years.

    Well, somebody let me know when the end credits start rolling on the Obama administration and this pathetic farce comes to an end. In the meantime, I’ll be celebrating globalism by drinking Flor de Cana rum (from Nicaragua) and Diet Coke.

    Scott

  6. 6. Peter G

    I don’t have a link to support it, so I’m going from memory. Groucho Marx, a liberal for life, endorsed William F. Buckley when the latter ran for mayor of New York City in 1965.

    Not that this has much to do with this thread beyond the headline. but it’s an interesting tidbit.

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