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June 22, 2005 - 7:16 am - by Roger L Simon

I’m not sure how they stack up with, say, Shakespeare’s 18th, but AFI has published their list of the top 100 quotes from U. S. movies. ["Snap out of it!" from Moonstruck?-ed. Hey, you don't know how much work went into that.]

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40 Comments, 40 Threads

  1. 1. Buddy Larsen

    Moonstruck, Cher to Cage re the steak: “Eat it, it’s good for the blood.”

  2. 2. Buddy Larsen

    #14 is Shakespeare, The Tempest…did the listmakers goof? Or, is it just the line, and not the scriptwiter’s work per se, being rated?

  3. 3. mrp

    And not a single quote from the Wilder-Lubitsch classic Ninotchka ! This is an outrage!

    Ninotchka (Garbo): Why do you want to carry my bags?

    Porter: : That is my business.

    Ninotchka : That’s no business. That’s social injustice.

    Porter : That depends on the tip.

  4. 4. erp

    How could they leave out?

    “So shall I say it, so shall it be”

    Yul Brenner in The King and I.

  5. 5. Silicon valley Jim

    Only one from Animal House? Mais non!

    “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

    “You f****ed up. You trusted us.”

    “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?” (and just about anything else from that speech)

    “Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.”

    And to think that Roger was there. Many more quotes at

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes

  6. 6. Ray Zacek

    I guess exercises in trivia and nostalgia like this help to distract from the fact that box office is in the doldrums and now f/x rather than dialog is the main currency of movies.

  7. 7. Patrick Tyson

    First thought:

    I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

    Buddy—Hammett, if memory serves, changed the last letter in the last word. So, if anything, it’s a misquote.

    Th—that’s all, folks!

  8. 8. Kyda Sylvester

    Before I read the list:

    “It’s Chinatown, Jake.”

  9. 9. Buddy Larsen

    Patrick, you is right–”on” to “of”.

  10. 10. Buddy Larsen

    Kyda–that was a watershed in a way, a matinee idol Nicholson wearing a big nose bandage for half the movie.

  11. 11. Kyda Sylvester

    One of my top five, Buddy. Nicholson at his zenith.

  12. 12. Robert Schwartz

    14. “The stuff that dreams are made of,” “The Maltese Falcon,” 1941.

    William Shakespeare (1564ñ1616), The Tempest, Act VI, Scene I, ln 158-168:

    Prospero: You do look, my son, in a movíd sort,

    As if you were dismayíd: be cheerful, sir:

    Our revels now are ended. These our actors,

    As I foretold you, were all spirits and

    Are melted into air, into thin air:

    And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,

    The cloud-cappíd towers, the gorgeous palaces,

    The solemn temples, the great globe itself,

    Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve

    And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,

    Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff

    As dreams are made on, and our little life

    Is rounded with a sleep.

  13. 13. Buddy Larsen

    Robert, it gives as good an excuse as any to have a big ole lump in the throat, don’t it. I swear Ronald Reagan–blessed be his name–used it in a speech, once upon a time. Just can’t recall. It wasn’t the Challenger speech–he used “High Flight” in that one.

  14. 14. Buddy Larsen

    I guess Challenger should be referred to as a requiem, or funerary, rather than the slightly crass “speech”.

  15. 15. Rick Ballard

    elegy – YMMV

  16. 16. Redman

    One they missed from True Grit:

    Lucky Ned Pepper: “I call that bold talk from a one-eyed fat man”.

    Rooster Cogburn: “Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch”.

    And then there’s the classic Mel Brooks comedies of the 70′s, like Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles, that are full of great lines.

    And so on. Boiling it down to 100 would be tough.

    Query: Is the criteria that the line is memorable on it’s own merit or that it’s memorable because of it’s place in a memorable movie or scene? “Get over it” arguably makes it on the latter scale but clearly not on the former.

  17. 17. Buddy Larsen

    Yes, that’s the one. Rick, you da word-master! But–what is YMMV?

  18. 18. Rick Ballard

    Your Mileage May Vary

    Some consider elegy to refer only to a poetic form. Thus, the Challenger speech would be elegiac in nature but not an elegy.

    The “Rick Ballard Permanent Cure for Pedants” involves shotgun and shovel and cannot be performed on the internet. YMMV is just an attempt to avoid a lecture.

  19. 19. OldManRick

    Snap out of it – indeed.

    What have they got against westerns? Only Shane.

    “This is the west, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”

    The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

  20. 20. Buddy Larsen

    Thanks–but surely I’m not a pedant, why I can list a thousand reasons I’m not. Let’s see….;-)

  21. 21. Buddy Larsen

    The Wild Bunch:

    “It ain’t what you MEANT to do, it’s what you DID do!” (bank manager in opening scenes, to young employee)

    “When ya side with a man, ya SIDE with ‘im.” (William Holden, to the Gorch brothers, IIRC)

    “Who’s ‘they‘?” (Edmomd O’Brian)

  22. 22. triticale

    These may be the top 100 movie lines (this can clearly be debated), but it is not a collection of great quotations. A great quotation shouldn’t just be memorable in the context in which it was scripted, but remain of value in other contexts. “This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error” beats “Open the pod bay doors, HAL” all hollow, especially if you do computer tech support.

    When ordering a martini, the brand of gin and the percentage of vermouth are as worthy of specification as the method of preperation.

  23. 23. Ben

    I was pleased to see a number of quotes from one of my favorite movies, Casablanca, but my personal favorite was not on the list:

    Ugarte: You despise me, don’t you?

    Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

  24. 24. Rick Ballard

    Buddy,

    You ain’t what I’d consider a pedant. ‘Cept about Texas bureaucrats – and with good reason.

    “Who are those guys?”

    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

  25. 25. Buddy Larsen

    While Wild Bunch is a fave, I could never get behind Butch Cassidy &SDK. All I could see was Paul Newman and Wobert Wedfud playing dress-up-like-cowboys, and mugging cute for the camera. Sorta like Bonnie & Clyde and Easy Rider–self-conscious fashionista crap all the way. But, lotsa folks like ‘em, and as they say, de gustibus non est disputandum.

  26. 26. StevenT

    Leave the gun. Take the cannoli

  27. 27. TigerHawk

    Casablanca’s domination of the list is profound. Indeed, there are any number of other lines from that movie that might also have made it on the list, but I’m sure the list-makers did not want to skew the rankings even more profoundly in that movie’s favor. Does that make me a cynic?

  28. 28. Knucklehead

    Tigerhawk,

    Since you teed it up, somebody’s gotta whack it!

    I suspect that under that cynical shell, you’re at heart a sentimentalist.

  29. 29. triticale

    And, to putt in Knucklehead’s drive,

    I came here for the water.

  30. 30. Patrick Tyson

    Anne Bancroft, in her final role, about to appear in Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO Comedy West, which reminds me…

    …I’m in pain! I’m in pain, and I’m wet!… and I’m still hysterical!

  31. 31. Patrick Tyson

    It’s good to be the king!

    That’s an unconscionable omission.

  32. 32. Kyda Sylvester

    It’s not personal. It’s strictly business.

    I’d like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

    What’s up, Doc?

    Follow the yellow brick road.

    You’re tearing me apart!

    There’s only two things in this world that a real man needs: a cup of coffee and a good smoke.

    Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er. (I guess I understand why they didn’t put this one in)

  33. 33. StevenT

    Listen ladder-legs!

    Someday they’re gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe. Nothing else. The mystery of Morgan’s Creek.

  34. 34. Kyda Sylvester

    You aren’t too bright. I like that in a man.

  35. 35. Buddy Larsen

    Was that Lauren Bacall? The top all-time screen beauty?

  36. 36. Kyda Sylvester

    Kathleen Turner to William Hurt in Body Heat. A personal fave.

    Like ‘em tall, lank and whiskey voiced, do ya?!

  37. 37. Robert Schwartz

    Kada: I also like Hurts line: “What do you want? I’ve got it all: ugly, horny, stupid.

  38. 38. Buddy Larsen

    That’s her alright–and them cat-eyes. the 40s gals reached some sort of smoky raw something that’d sure be nice to see come back. ‘Course, Bogies are sorta rare these days, too, I guess.

  39. 39. Kyda Sylvester

    Robert, that’s lazy, ugly, horny. She replies “You don’t look lazy”. Great flick.

    Nope, no more Bogies. Even the cool blonds–like Bergman–had that smokey raw back then. They knew something about sex appeal in those days–both sexes.

  40. 40. Buddy Larsen

    …’swhy there’s so many boomers….

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