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The music of the czars

September 8, 2009 - 10:22 pm - by Richard Fernandez

In 1877 an Irishman wrote a ditty which will forever be linked to Jihadis and Czars. At a time when Iran is in the headlines and the US inducts its 33rd Czar under the Obama administration, what could be more suitable accompaniment to the news than the musical efforts of Frank Crummit?

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That was the end of Ivan and Abdul right? Well some things never die. The WSJ reports that President Obama, after showing signs of retreating before opposition to his health care “reform” plan, is doubling down.

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Democratic plans call for requiring most Americans to carry health insurance. Failure to comply could cost families as much as $3,800 a year, according to a new Senate proposal.

The health care debate isn’t over by a long shot. And in case you’re interested the story of Ivan and Abdul continued …

While I pondered the moonbeams descended quite low
Casting shadows suffusely, and then
I discovered that I was standing close by
The tombs of those two famous men

Then in the tombs shadows there rose from a grave
The form of a Russian Hussar
And my skin nearly peeled, as he stood there revealed
It was Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

‘Twas he who was calling, I hardly dared breathe
My heart ‘most stopped beating from fear
When out of a grave, in need of a shave
Arose Abdul Abulbul Amir


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10 Comments, 10 Threads

  1. 1. Walt

    Oh Pelosi has said that she now has the votes
    The Congress has moved very far
    The Blue Dogs of course will be filled with remorse
    Not so I. Skavinsky Skavar

    For Ivan has teamed with the Democrat side
    In spite of the disdainful sneer
    From that bearded old man with the unnatural tan
    His foeman Abulbul Amir

    The House vote was close it came down in the end
    To a Blue Dog from Tennessee bar
    Who with faltering gait cast his vote very late
    Hurried on by Skavinsky Skavar

    It was then that the victors’ huzzahs turned to groans
    As a fierce man tamped down the weak cheer
    And faced down the lout who had ended the bout
    It was Abdul Abulbul Amir

    The Sergeant-At-Arms cried his vote has been cast
    It cannot be changed or denied
    Then Ivan stepped in with a devilish grin
    And strangled Abdul till he cried

    They wrestled all night on the floor of the House
    Pelosi first hung back in fear
    Then with fierce flashing eyes she stabbed both the thighs
    Of Abdul Abulbul Amir

    So the healthcare was passed by that one single vote
    And the next day they named a new czar
    Yes they plied him with wealth and toasted the health
    Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

    But the story’s not over there’s more still to come
    It will shock you and call forth a tear
    Of the terrible fate that befell the once great
    Abdul Abulbul Amir

    He ran for the Congress himself in the Fall
    He canvassed his district by car
    He arrived in DC quite embarrassed to see
    The Speaker Skavinsky Skavar

  2. 2. Gaffe Prices

    Gog and Magog

  3. 3. Zeno

    Beautiful song. Obama, too, shall pass.

  4. 4. hdgreene

    Gog and Magog meets Grog and Eggnog

  5. Bravo Walt!

    All we need now is a tinkly piano. But it’s great stuff.

  6. 6. Mongoose

    Well, while we are quoting Irish poets:

    An Appointment

    BEING out of heart with government
    I took a broken root to fling
    Where the proud, wayward squirrel went,
    Taking delight that he could spring;
    And he, with that low whinnying sound
    That is like laughter, sprang again
    And so to the other tree at a bound.
    Nor the tame will, nor timid brain,
    Bred that fierce tooth and cleanly limb
    And threw him up to laugh on the bough;
    No government appointed him.

    W. B. Yeats

  7. 7. dchamil

    The poem was written by Percy French in 1877.

  8. My father used to sing that song from his boyhood to me in the fifties. Funny that a striking song about a zero sum game involving a jihadi and a Russian should live on with the help over the years of the likes of Groucho Marx and Stephen Fry. (WikiP Abdul Abulbul Amir) It is almost like it has become part of the folk wisdom…..

  9. 9. Roderick Reilly

    Theodore Bikel revived that song in the early 60′s as I recall.

    Walt has outdone himself. The imagery is beautiful.

  10. 10. bits

    and – that is why we are where we are – it is not due to the 545 elected – it is due to the Ayres, and his ilk – who saw this route long ago, and have worked to bend the unionized, tenured , bureaucracy to the farleft -

    you have doubt? – witness the education system we now have – and it’s product –

    How, can a Ward Churchill – a William Ayers, and hundreds of thousands of that ilk prevail, have jobs, have tenure,  -  how, can a barry soetoro become president, a van jones be installed as a – green commissar – wielding some 30 -80 – billion – dollars worth of tax confiscations ?

    how did this happen, why does it continue?

    it is not just the 545 – it is the bureaucracy – unionized, tenured, entrenched, – unelected

    they sustain themselves, sucking the tax teat –   that – is our enemy.