Should Unibras Be Banned at NBA Games?

Paula Bolyard | 9:18 AM on April 24, 2015

Here’s something all Americans — regardless of race, creed, color, national origin, or political orientation — should be able to agree on. This must not be allowed to become a trend at NBA games!

This guy was spotted at the New Orleans Pelicans-Golden State Warriors game Thursday night in all his glory in a sea full of red Pelicans t-shirts that were handed out to fans at the gate.

The ‘unibra’ (as it’s being called) is a nod to Pelicans player Anthony Davis, who trademarked phrases tied to his ‘famous’ unibrow when he was drafted in 2012.

If the NBA can ban smoking and guns in their venues, surely they can — they must — ban this public display of painted chest hair, right? For the children!