How Conservatives Misunderstand Moviemaking

From The Bible: Satan… or Obama… Like, whichever.
Daniel Wattenberg, the arts and features editor of the conservative Washington Times, wrote a piece last week chiding Hollywood for being confounded by the ratings success of the History channel’s mini-series The Bible. ”Blockbuster ratings for a compilation of bible stories from a reality TV producer taking his first crack at drama? Can’t be,” Wattenberg writes in the persona of a studio exec. “If there was a market for biblical epics, then Hollywood wouldn’t have long ago abandoned the genre. … Makes no sense.”
No one can blame Wattenberg for taking a poke at Hollywood’s apparent reluctance to capitalize on the huge audience of the faithful. As I myself have joked repeatedly, if The Passion of the Christ had been about anything else, the Book of Acts would already be in the can.
But just for the record, no one in Hollywood is baffled by The Bible’s success. I think The Passion of the Christ blowout took them aback a little, but everyone gets it now: There’s a large audience of religious people who are tired of being mocked and put down by a small cadre of coastal sophisticates, but who will show up for solid, non-pandering faith-based entertainment. They’re not stupid; they’re not changing their minds; they’re not going away.
So why isn’t there more good work for the faithful? The problem is not Hollywood cluelessness, nor is it Hollywood evil. Conservatives tend to over-emphasize both.











And personally I get bored with the constant breathy rumbling voices of all the British actors they used. Especially the accent of the young Moses. "Hey, Mummy, why didn't my mums tell me who I was as she was breast feeding me for my first two years? Oh, that's right. She did. Then why did the producers write me in so that I didn't know? Hmm. I'm think developing credibility issues."
And moreover, they actually change the emotional motivations of just about every character in the vignettes they chose.
For example, the people of Sodom were not destroyed... (show more)
And personally I get bored with the constant breathy rumbling voices of all the British actors they used. Especially the accent of the young Moses. "Hey, Mummy, why didn't my mums tell me who I was as she was breast feeding me for my first two years? Oh, that's right. She did. Then why did the producers write me in so that I didn't know? Hmm. I'm think developing credibility issues."
And moreover, they actually change the emotional motivations of just about every character in the vignettes they chose.
For example, the people of Sodom were not destroyed because they were violent, but because they had everything and gave nothing to those in need, and that they reveled in their ease.
And Samson was raised from birth to serve God as a nazarite, but somehow he's portrayed as a man spurred to lead a revolution because his wife was killed in a house fire due to racist prejudices, though this is not in the Bible, and is purely made up. Actually, I think the story of Samson is one of the more engaging in the Bible. So much is going on: seduction, intrigue, war, heroism, fatal failings, betrayal, and final redemption. None of this was even implied in the documentary.
John the Baptist was killed and his head literally served to Herod on a platter (hence the origin of the expression) not because of some philosophical argument about the messiah or concerns about a new Jewish king, but at the request of a dancer carrying out her mothers desire to be rid of John because he had denounced her marriage to Herod who was also her ex-husband's brother. Weird, memorable, watchable stuff. But it was there was it? (I was only half watching.)
There's a lot of other good stuff that the Bible actually contains that is integral to the story that the producers deliberately leave out or change. I don't know why they did it, but I do know there were many deliberate discrepancies built into their story that dilute it.
I would have loved to see David try on the armor he was given, and find it too heavy and untried, and chuck it all, pick up some smooth stones and whip out his sling on the run. According to the Bible, the stone sunk into Goliath's forehead, not just glance off. Goliath was dead before he hit the ground. Don't yuou think that would have been worth watching? The producers didn't -- and for reasons I can't figure.
This isn't The Bible story that they say it is; it's The Bible Lite. It's The Bible -- Based on A True Story.
Someday before I die I'd like to see produced a high-quality film of the Bible. You could make it as a trilogy like the Hobbit. But this is after-school special, she-killed-the-cheerleader -- inspired by a true story -- TV.
I'm glad you liked it but I suppose I was as disappointed as anyone who's already read the book. (show less)
The most interesting thing about all the discussion about the face of Satan in this so-called documentary, is that when liberal Chrisitans get together and make a film about the Bible and they pick the face and form of the scariest, strongest, proudest, wisest image of evil they could devise -- it just so happens to look like Barak Obama.
And then all the liberal activists rage that Obama looks like the personification of evil.
Headline: Evil President's Supporters Angred that He Looks Like Satan
The most interesting thing about all the discussion about the face of Satan in this so-called documentary, is that when liberal Chrisitans get together and make a film about the Bible and they pick the face and form of the scariest, strongest, proudest, wisest image of evil they could devise -- it just so happens to look like Barak Obama.
And then all the liberal activists rage that Obama looks like the personification of evil.
Headline: Evil President's Supporters Angred that He Looks Like Satan
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Does this describe how you feel? Some of the films the critics disdain you enjoy with guilty pleasure, and the ones they rave about often leave you either cold, disgusted or both.
This excerpt from a review of Oz: the Great and Powerful will give you a taste of my perspective.
"When Michelle Williams later resurfaces as Glinda the Good, her virtue shines brighter than the jeweled Emerald City or its vast treasures of gold. Could it be that Hollywood, like the prodigal son staggering home after one too many reels of... (show more)
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Does this describe how you feel? Some of the films the critics disdain you enjoy with guilty pleasure, and the ones they rave about often leave you either cold, disgusted or both.
This excerpt from a review of Oz: the Great and Powerful will give you a taste of my perspective.
"When Michelle Williams later resurfaces as Glinda the Good, her virtue shines brighter than the jeweled Emerald City or its vast treasures of gold. Could it be that Hollywood, like the prodigal son staggering home after one too many reels of Bonnie and Clyde, Goodfellas, and the nameless spawn of heist sagas, is finally rediscovering the power of goodness"
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Such 'facts' and its address of religious hypocrisy should be brought forth and recognized with far more consistancy! But then I suppose, the pretend puritans wouldn't much like such factual exposure.
Thanks!
Such 'facts' and its address of religious hypocrisy should be brought forth and recognized with far more consistancy! But then I suppose, the pretend puritans wouldn't much like such factual exposure.
Thanks!
As for where the "art" money is, you're incorrect. There is far more money and influence in the fan and fashion scene, i.e. anime, comics, steampunk, and so on. So called shock art doesn't have a bearing on it. (In fact most of the movements are conservative by choice.) This scene is the feeding ground for the fashion houses of Europe and NYC etc which control thousands of times more money and... (show more)
As for where the "art" money is, you're incorrect. There is far more money and influence in the fan and fashion scene, i.e. anime, comics, steampunk, and so on. So called shock art doesn't have a bearing on it. (In fact most of the movements are conservative by choice.) This scene is the feeding ground for the fashion houses of Europe and NYC etc which control thousands of times more money and influence: everything from the cut of your clothes to the design of your wristwatch.
Lastly, hollywood is not the originator of anything; it is the mirror. All of the recent movies using industrial aesthetic are due to the producers etc crawling all over fan conventions and borrowing from them, not the other way around. (show less)
You cant be as clueless on this subject as you seem.
You cant be as clueless on this subject as you seem.
Isn't THAT an example of evil?
Okay... maybe it's not what "man" would describe as evil. Or even how man ranks evil. (It's not as bad as if they tortured and murdered young children.) However, God does not rate one evil less or greater than another. "For the wages of sin is death" says Romans 6:23. Notice how it does not say that the wages of some sin... or certain sin, or thsi or that sin... is death. while the wages of this other sin is merely a bad hair day. No, God says ALL sin is evil. And results in the same death. In Matthew 12:30 Christ said, "He that is not with for me is against me." And are not those who punish people who speak kindly of God against... (show more)
Isn't THAT an example of evil?
Okay... maybe it's not what "man" would describe as evil. Or even how man ranks evil. (It's not as bad as if they tortured and murdered young children.) However, God does not rate one evil less or greater than another. "For the wages of sin is death" says Romans 6:23. Notice how it does not say that the wages of some sin... or certain sin, or thsi or that sin... is death. while the wages of this other sin is merely a bad hair day. No, God says ALL sin is evil. And results in the same death. In Matthew 12:30 Christ said, "He that is not with for me is against me." And are not those who punish people who speak kindly of God against him?
Now I'm not trying to infer that I'm somehow better than these. In my humaness I too am evil. The difference being, that I have recognized my sin, confessed it and accepted God's forgiveness. And, because of my faith in Jesus Christ, God declares me righteous. "For what saith the scriture? Abraham believed God, and it was counted unto him for righteousness." Romans 4:3 (show less)