Sarah Silverman Will Have Sex for Obama Campaign Money
Definitely NSFW.
July 16, 2012 - 2:30 pm
WARNING: NSFW (does Sarah do it any other way?)
Okay, putting aside that she just offered to have sex for Obama (I just threw up in my mouth), is Sarah Silverman 1) misinformed, 2) just lying for the sake of comedy, or 3) lying because she’s a militant statist? I’m gonna go with #2 and #3 but you could make an argument for #1.
Sarah, I love ya, but whatever with the “all the millionaires” are giving their money to Romney. We wish.
I will have to hit myself in the head with a wooden mallet to get rid of that image. Possibly several times.
OMG! Allston when your done please hand me the mallet, I’m next.
And she will do it for Romney, too! And for Sarah Palin, Woodrow Wilson and Millard Fillmore. Also Whats his name…? No takers? Well, then she will contribute to your candidate if you will just…; still no takers? Well, sweetie, there’s still brute force, armed sexual assault and a couple of margaritas; or, in your case, half a dozen zombies.
We’re giving you a hard time because you’re a broad without morals, brains, or even looks- a nothing. Poor baby!
1) Note the sponsorship statement as an end credit. Somewhere Y–w-h has got to be pondering a plague of frogs, a plague of boils, or a plague of boiling frogs.
2) As far as the actual offer, if I were Adelson, or like any other sane male; the response would have to be …. not with [insert name of Leftist lesbian of choice]‘s.
3) “I’m a nice girl.” One has to wonder about the specific values of the words “nice” and “girl” in that context. In Sunny’s list of options, she missed #4; that Sarah Silverman means exactly what she publicly offered, with all the implications thereof, including possible complicity by the DNC and OFA. It is not like any Leftist would have any moral scruples or fear of criminal penalties for any act.
Subotai Bahadur
Pimpin’ used to be illegal.
The appeal of her to anyone mentally older than 14 totally escapes me.
Before I knew who she was I thought she was an attractive young woman. That was until she spoke and then I realized that the [leftist] worms had eaten their way into her brain. Oh so sad.
Slut Sarah- you’re NOT funny, Sarah is another example that Liberalism is an unclassified disease
She just proves that some Islamists have a point.
DProverbs 11:22
Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.
Proverbs 11:21-23
There’s really no need to carelessly denigrate pigs!
My gosh, was that video inane or what.
Nah, she’s just trying to give life to her fading career by baiting Rush into calling her a “prostitute” on-air. Anything for another 15 minutes.
A new achivement for her… something both stupid and gross at the same time.
Who feels the need to bleach their brain after calling PETA about this?
Right here, brother. Right here.
I wish PETA would say something about this, or the Humane Society. That’s freakin’ sick.
If I had a billion dollars, and she made me that offer, I’d say no thanks…but if she offered to shut up permanently, and she could add Rosie O’Donnell to the offer…oooh, that would be tough…four more years of Obama, but otherwise, blessed silence.
But I don’t have a billion dollars.
The first time I saw Sarah Silverman was in a two-part episode of Star Trek: Voyager (“Future’s End” & “Future’s End, Part II”). At the time, I thought that this was a pretty young actress with great potential.
I was wrong.
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Future%27s_End_%28episode%29
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Future%27s_End,_Part_II_%28episode%29
yes, I always imagine her in Voyager too, and feel sad at how far she fell. This video was incredibly nasty and dumb. She can’t even come up with any clever euphemisms for anything.
She was even OK as Ned Schneebly’s girlfriend in School of Rock.
What do I get for five bucks?
An old pair of socks?
I’ll raise ya to 7.50 American dollar. I just thought, if she gives up birth control until November, what’s that total? Maybe 1500 bucks?
Well, I guess only rocks and paper are left.
Now that’s funny, right there!!
If my Logic Professor was correct, and he always was, wouldn’t that make Mr. Obama a PIMP? I mean an even bigger PIMP.
A million dollar hooker. its like the coffee beans that are inside the little lemur turds, if the lemur had mink fur and a less than perfect nose. if you have to ask you cant afford the second cup.
Clearly it’s not intended literally but as sarcastic humor, but, ugh, is that what passes for “edgy” comedy today?
Yes, ‘fraid so.
Not necessarily. I don’t know if you’ve heard of the famous article, where several female leftists said they would perform (censored) on Clinton if it would allow them the right to pay someone to murder their unborn children.
Please, someone tell me that “Silverman” is just a German name, like Engels. Or at least that her Mother isn’t Jewish……
Sorry
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Yeah, I’d hit that (where did I put my mallet?)
I’m using it to pound the video out of my head; you can have it back when I’m done. *Whap* *Whap* *Whap* *Whap*
I’d hit that. With a car door.
I think I’m going to have to scrub my mind with a wire brush and some Lava soap.
I LOVE YOU, THUNDERBOTTOM. CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING. YOU’VE MADE MY DAY A LITTLE MORE BLESSED. THANKS.
persons who give money to, or vote for Obama, automatically f**k themselves — and everybody else besides.
Does she require that you pay up front?
Reminds me a bit of one story, apocryphal though it may be. Usually attributed to Sir Winston Churchill (and sometimes G.B Shaw).
At a dinner party one night, a drunk Churchill asked an attractive woman whether she would sleep with him for a million pounds. “Maybe,” the woman said coyly. “Would you sleep with me for one pound?” Churchill then asked. “Of course not, what kind of woman do you think I am?” the woman responded indignantly. “Madam, we’ve already established what kind of woman you are,” said Churchill, “now we’re just negotiating the price.”
Very funny analogy, but I’ve always heard it attributed to WC Fields.
And I heard it was B. Franklin.
Ive heard it attributed to Shaw.
would she let me urinate on her?
Probably.
Hey man. You’re paying. “Letting” has nothing to do with it. Surely a little piss in the face won’t stand in the way of Obama, or whoever he is, getting re-elected.
Maybe it’s where I grew up (nyc), but I thought she was funny here. Wierd funny, blue funny – but funny. But what can I say – I like my humor strange.
To add to the humor, she makes herself/dems look as bad as the repubs she’s trying to skewer (see, even I am naturally punny, even when not trying…)
If I have sex with Sarah, she’ll take my money. If he gets re-elected, Obama will take take the rest of my money. If I masturbate and vote for Romney, I get to keep my money.
Umm… is it just me, or has this white girl just offered to turn tricks so she can give her African-American man (who drives around in a big, fancy car)a bunch of money so he can keep living in a fancy house, surrounded by heavily armed boyz… oh, dear, oh, dear. Has anybody contacted NAACP about this? This is the most racist parody I’ve ever seen.
Wait… you mean it *isn’t* a parody?
Four years ago it was the “The Great Schlep.”
Now it’s the “The Great Shtoop.”
Hopefully her overhead is lower than Sandra Fluke’s. More net income for the Obama campaign.
You people know she is a comedian right?
A comedian? No. A comedienne? Still no.
After all, being humorous is part of the job description.
A Ho for O!!!
Can it get any better????
Priceless
You know, this thing was only 1:43 long and I could only bear watching it until 0:50 before I felt myself getting physically ill. Lady, whoever you are, don’t quit your day job. Because if you have to rely on that body, that voice, and that personality to make a buck, you’re going to starve. What a waste of 50 seconds of my time.
I turned off the video when it seemed that she was promoting bestiality
Her parents must be so proud. “What a good little Democrat our daughter is” they must be gushing to all their friends.
Our country truly is lost.
It seems that being a Democrat is a form of mental illness. Ms. Silverman is a case in point.
And this is not being a ‘ho?
So, the “long legged mack daddy”, really is a pimp.
maybe this will help Sheldon get laid. She needs help.
Silverman was hot. Twenty years ago.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
I’m going with #4 – So blinded by ideology that she has become incapable of any form of critical thought about the Obama administration and as such has become a “Useful idiot” or slave.
Hoin’ for the Long Legged Mac Daddy.
Poor dog. But I guess it’s not as bad for him as being eaten by Obama.
What’s that Lassie, you would have sex for Obama funds?
This chick would have to borrow the money to pay ME for what it would cost to get me to lay down with that leftist wheat-field whistler…
And I thought Fifty Shades of Gray (Grey?) was bad. THIS video is bad enough to make people celibate FOR LIFE. Also, WHY WOULD ANYONE SUBJECT THEIR DOG TO THAT? WHY!?!
This offer would be soooo much more effective if
Obama himself made the offer directly to Sheldon.
heh
So the US now has the first Pimp-In-Chief in the highest office. Congratulations America for such distinction! I believe the former Italian President would like to be invited in the White House, or would there be a name change to Scarlet House?
“Effin” rich!
Is this “lay down” comedy?
How come they get fame and fortune for screwing everything, and Herman Cain lost his job for screwing around once?
You got your count all wrong. It was several ladies and lots of years.
It’s times like this when I wonder if Sayyid Qutb wasn’t on to something…
This is precisely why I have always referred to this poor deranged individual as Sarah Vulgarman…it is her nature.
I’m confused. So now it’s BAD for millionaires and billionaires to give money to presidential candidates? Back in ’08, it was cool and edgy for the wealthy to give gobs of cash to Barry Obumma. Now I s’pose that’s not ‘kosher’ any longer. I wish someone would create a flowchart detailing when it becomes bad for rich peeps to give money to candidates. It’s hard to keep up with it on my own.
Sarah,
Much credit due you for your kind offer. Given the billions that organized labor has donated to Obama’s campaigns expect that shortly tens of thousands of union workers will be showing up at your door for their little piece of the action.
Ew.
Sarah’s parents must be so proud.
Sex with Silverman?
Now that’s a hell of a thing to threaten someone with.
Sarah wants to make them vote democrat…or else!
I wonder if Barry had to make a video plea like this to get the attention of ill the wall street bankers that gave him money? Did he have to wear a bikini? Did he have to use a little dog as a prop?
Since I saw you lick a dogs anus on tv for laughs please promise no kissing while we hump for Obama, or whoever he is. Your place or mine?
Does she do “specialties”?
Where are the people from PETA? Didn’t I just see Silverman try to ‘swallow’ a little dog? Can you imagine the trauma that poor animal must have endured? Where are my animal’s rights people when you really need them. Now on the other hand I’d pay money to see her try that maneuver with friend’s pit-bull.
If Sarah Silverman
were the last of her sex,
And I were the last of mine,
I would ease my tool by xxxxing a mule,
or even a porcupine.
Saw a lot like her in Baltimore, when I was a kid, and will say a six pack or National Bohemian would be preferred.
Better
Q: How is is Sarah Silverstein like a commode?
A: The commode doesn’t follow you around after you finished using it.
Originally said of NYU coeds.
Natural? Prove it, SS.
Hey, can’t take a joke?
I have millions who will support everything I wrote from personal experience too.
As to the SS business, who mentioned anything about race or religion?
In your case racism is in the eye of the beholder.
The dog didn’t look interested in participating, you know those dogs have really good sniffers so I am guessing there was something in the air that was affecting the normal sex drive.
Well, I don’t know, did she say how much she is willing to pay?
Sarah, here´s some free advice: It´s ok if sex is predictable because most men really only care about the, ehm, outcome.
However, comedy needs to be surprising once in a while.
I vote you a bore.
She, and the proposition, are both ‘EFFING CRAZY’.
“Big naturals”? That’s another point the woman is delusional about.
After reading the comments I will not watch the video, but I am curious, who is Sarah Silverman?
Just another whore now.
the one thing I hate about this place sometimes is how scared everyone is. of their own ideology. i mean if you have to get all cranky and upset over some comedian then how confident are you?
anyways I always thought she was *^%$’n hilarious.
come on guys, as I always say: this is where liberal stuff belongs, not in government but in comedy and Disney movies
What? Are you effing Goofy?
Wow. I hardly know where to begin.
Turning sex into a joke has not resulted in anything hilarious. Our culture is in the toilet PRECISELY because we’ve had over a half-century of constant mocking of responible, “unfun,” “uptight” people – you know: people who marry and stay married; people who “aren’t with it”; people whose disgust gets turned back on them because “they’re just jealous.”
But I suppose I’m “not confident” because sex-as-a-good-time means that black kids have no fathers in their lives, people chop up their unborn, and “intellectuals” wonder why we can’t just end the life a two-year-old who fails to perform. (Gee, I’ve never seen a comedian make fun of THOSE GUYS!)
whatever, i appreciate humor even if it isnt 100% kosher and even if it comes from the other side (dumb liberal self satisfied sanctimonious liberals.) What can i say, i find her often (as in not always) hilarious. my dad finds her extremely crude. and i also do, but i still think shes a great comedian.
Anyways you guys need to cillax a lil.
Andrew Breitbart wouldnt have a batted an eyelid over this im sure.
If the millionaires are giving money to Romney, it must be the BILLIONAIRES giving money to Obama. He comes to the San Francisco Bay Area and has special dinners with the Google Boys and Menlo Park-Sand Hill Road VCs who fork over cash in sums that Obama would rag on Romney for demanding. My car cost less than what Obama is getting A PLATE at these dinners.
Oh well, hypocrisy is alive and well in Washington.
Well. . . at least we know she’ll swallow anything!
I will pay her $20 if she will promise NOT to solicit me for sex- or anything else.
The burning question I have is, if Sarah Silverman scissors a dog (as she does at the end of her video), will Barack Obama still eat it?
Gross.
I hope she knows that she will get very few takers. Gross
Observer92@26 “You people know she is a comedian right?”
Well all I had to go on was that video so it wasn’t obvious. But I have to confess I did apparently learn something about traditional lesbian sex. Inever imagined in my wildest dreams it required small dogs.
I just had a visual of someone from Koch Industries showing up at Sarah’s door with a certified check for five million dollars AND a couple of goats, several pairs of handcuffs, leather mask with ball gag, a selection of whips, a troupe of midgets, various electric devices, a gross of D-cell batteries, the defensive unit from the New York Giants, several pounds of hot candlewax. a shetland pony and about thirty feet of nylon rope. He hands her the check and says, “OK Baby – Let’s party!”
You can save the millions. She’ll do it for five dollars; in fact, she will pay the five dollars. But I do not believe you can force those big NFL guys to do her, even at gunpoint. My FBI contact says they would be subject to arrest for Felony Bad Taste.
do they make body and soul condoms?
Sarah Silverman admits she’s a whore- *yawn*
Sarah, we have already established that fact, but apparently now we know the price. No thanks.
“Sarah Silverman Will Have Sex for Obama Campaign Money”
eh? who’d want sarah silverman … even if *she* paid …
if only salma hayek or megan fox or some such were offering …
sigh.
Well now that she told us what she is, we just need to agree on a figure.
Between her and lady gaga this team should be a woman version of abbott and costello. No boundaries anything goes but good entertainment for the prisons.
Between her and lady gaga this team should be a woman version of abbott and costello. No boundaries anything goes but good entertainment for the prisons. This is no duplicate.
Why is everyone getting so worked up? In the dog world, the mating of dog and bitch is perfectly normal.
I just had sex with myself while watching the video,and I’m not giving Obama a penny.
Wait a minute,I just screwed Sarah and Obama too,yeah,a threesome at no expense,though next time Barry’s not getting an invite.