What Will He Say This Year?
February 12th, 2013 - 12:44 pm
Sh…err, stuff Chris Rock’s Father Says. Or as Bryon York writes at the Washington Examiner, it’s time for yet another pivot towards the economy, if only for the night.
Steve Green, his iron-clad liver, and possibly a bottle of Maker’s Mark from the last of the pre-watered down batch will be drunkblogging the State of the Union tonight. God help our servers…
Update: “Obama in 2010 SOTU: Let’s freeze federal spending for three years.” I’m pretty sure the expiration date on this notion occurred even as the words were flashing on the TOTUS.
In the spirit of the Democrat’s “prebuttal,” here’s a pre-cap of his speech:
The Obama economy isn’t Obama’s fault. The Obama federal deficit isn’t Obama’s fault. The Obama spending spree isn’t Obama’s fault. It’s all the fault of Sandy Hook, North Korean nuclear test, Nemo storm, Newtown, Big Bear shootout, meanie Republicans, Justin Bieber, Super Bowl stadium blackout, ATMs, more ATMs, meanie Republicans being mean to his cabinet nominees, Netanyahu and the Jewish lobby, Bruce Willis and the movie theatre lobby, Honey Boo-Boo and the bitter clinger lobby, and the eeeeevvviiillll Booooosh!
Oh, and look over there! Squirrel! Straw man! And free stuff!
Thanks, James! Now I can go to bed with a clear conscience knowing that I missed nothing. ~M.E.