Krakatoa, East of Java
February 9th, 2013 - 6:54 pm
“CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, ‘is an example of, perhaps, global warming?’”
Top scientists and former CNN anchors report that if the asteroid does strike the earth, it will be somewhere in the vicinity of Hawaii:
(Botched joke defense in 3…2…1…?)
I’m just surprised she didn’t ask, if the astroid hit near Hawaii, whether it would turn the island over. Because CNN is the most trusted name in geology.
Geology, geography, pornography, photography…
…and it’s ALL due to global warming!
Who knew?
I just wish I heard Bill Nye’s response. Did he even have one, or was he just breathlessly staring a her?
Let’s throw a virgin into a Hawaiian volcano, that will appease the asteroid gods.
Only problem being, are there any virgins left?
Why, if that assault asteroid induces enough global warming, it could conceivably capsize Guam!!!!!