As O’Rourke said in his new book, Driving Like Crazy:
“Pity the poor American car when Congress and the White House get through with it,” he said. “A light-weight vehicle with a small carbon footprint using alternative energy and renewable resources to operate in a sustainable way– When I was a kid, we called it a Schwinn.”
Actually, Honda’s new Segway-meets-unicycle toy vehicle is starting to make the Schwinn seem pretty cool by comparison:
Personal Transportation, 1962:

Personal Transportation, 2009:











Heh… this reminds me of the cartoon showing the stages of evolution, except backwards. You start with a man and end up with a lemur.
Does the new transportation come with a red rubber nose?
Excuse me, and I don’t want to get into potty mouth but it does look like he’s riding a toilet.
That reminds me, its time for me to schedule a colonoscopy.
Wasn’t this vehicle “invented” on South Park a few years ago?
What keeps the bird poop off your head?