“Mia Farrow to fast to end violence in Darfur. Why not binge drink instead?”
Clearly, there’s only one pundit who can best answer this question…
I feel compelled to protest on the part of the excellent Mr Green.
Stephen Green is not, (I repeat) NOT a “binge” drinker. He is, in fact All-American Pro drinker.
People study tapes of how he mixes martinis before they go to haute couture dinner parties.
The Marines want a biopsy of his liver to improve their NBC (Nuclear Biological Chemical) defenses.
The Army wants a biopsy of his liver so they can drink like Marines.
NASA bugs his house to see if they can get any tips on advanced chemical fuels for new launchers.
Appalachian moonshiners have banded together in a group action suit which demands that the right honorable Stephen Green cease and desist the process of mixing various flavors of alcohol, which makes their shine smell (and taste) like paint thinner.
…And -finally- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad insists that the United States list Stephen Green cocktails as weapons of mass destruction, especially after 5:00 pm on Fridays…
It’s all true, of course.
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