Here’s the really ‘exciting’ news in Israel today (well, as far as a lot of men are concerned…)
S.I. swimsuit issue cover model revealed
Israeli supermodel (and DiCaprio squeeze) Bar Refaeli graces the magSports Illustrated is as secretive as it is successful with its blockbuster swimsuit issue, so Bar Refaeli found out she’s cover girl of the magazine’s 46th annual ode to the barely-there bikini just hours before the magazine hit the newsstands today.
Now, I wonder how many votes a political party could get with Bar at the top of the ticket…?






She’ll head the Shas or UTJ slates.
chsw
BR for prime minister!
She should run on a slogan like “Transparency in clothes is a precursor to transparency in the government!”
even Hamas could get with that
A welcome development.
Not bad for a draft dodger.
Wow, she is the real stimulus “package” !!
Good God Almighty. I don’t know what comment #1 means, but no wonder the Palestinians are in such a murderous tizzy. Imagine being surrounded by hairy, sweaty, burka-encloaked women, and then only being separated from Bar Refaeli by a fence. I’d probably start flinging missiles, as well.
That’s a package that stimulates me.
However, this is all a giant conspiracy and you people have to thank me for reading the tea leaves. Pres. Obama puts out his stimulus package the same day that SI swimsuit cover comes out. People are distracted long enough so that the stimulus passes. People are happy for one year. The next 3 years are pure misery. People get upset have the Democrats removed from power.
And then who comes in promising peace and prosperity for the next 4 years. Yes its Karl Rove and his boy Jeb Bush. You may thank me later. For now I am off to the newstand to say hello to Bar.
Not bad for an involuntary servitude dodger.
Isn’t DeCaprio a Homo?
Here, baby- let me brush away the sand.
#10 Dan
Absolutely. Any Israeli citizen should have the right to avoid “involuntary servitude.” And to spread the joy, a Hamas member should be guaranteed safe passage to her house.
And then some wonder why so few people identify as libertarian.