It’s true — the White House has a Facebook application to help sell Nancy Pelosi’s Max Baucus’s the President’s health care overhaul. Sleuths working for Pajamas Media in secret have uncovered the original draft:
Do you have insurance? YES / WILLING TO BE BROUGHT INTO COMPLIANCE
Do you mind paying taxes? NO / NO NO NO / SOCK IT TO ME
Do you have children? NO / YES, AND THEY LOVE DEBT
Do you have a long-term condition or disability? NO / STILL WAITING FOR THAT MRI
Do you work for a small business? NO / USED TO BEFORE PUT UNDER BY TAXES
Are you a veteran? YES / NO BUT I HEAR WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT THE V.A.
Are you considering changing employers at some point in the future? NO / YES, I’D LIKE TO FIND WORK
Are you in this country illegally? NO / POR FAVOR?
Are you male or female? MALE / FEMALE / RESENT CATEGORIZATION
What is your age range? 25 & UNDER / 26-59 / READY TO DIE
Submit. Submit Submit Submit.