The Turing Lie Detector

Hillary on Hillary:

`I did make a mistake in talking about it the last time, and recently,'' Clinton told reporters in Greensburg, Pennsylvania. ``I made a mistake. I have a different memory. That happens. I'm human. For some people that's a revelation.''

Actually, for some people that's the biggest whopper she's told yet.

Or rather, the biggest whopper her enhanced neural net programming has caused her to say.