As you read these, Al Sharpton is practicing mispronunciation. He’s very dedicated to his craft.
If Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. Jim has diabetes.
— Grumpy Cat (@ExtraGrumpyCat) February 21, 2013
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My tequila shots were 100% effective. Same reason. RT @catspolitics: This year’s flu shot was 0% effective for me. I don’t remember January.
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 22, 2013
Raise it with your human family as one of your own. RT @mjbanks: I just found a hippie baby, what do I do?
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 22, 2013
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