As you watch tonight’s presidential debate, remember that you have more options than just Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. You even have other options besides the major third-party candidates. Here are some fringe president wannabes, ranked from most normal (relatively) to craziest:
6) Robert Macleod, Jr.:
“We’re here to set America back right…”
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5) David Sponheim:
“I’d rather keep my name private, for fear that someone might attack me on the internet.”
4) Samm Tittle:
“I’m fighting for these little girls right here, who are being made in the State of Tennessee to get on their knees and pray to an Allah.”
3) Harley Brown:
“I’m about as politically correct as your proverbial turd in a punch bowl.”
2) Joe Exotic:
“I am broke as sh*t. I have a judgement against me from some b*tch down there in Florida.”
1) Tami Stainfield:
“I have foreigners speaking out of my brain…”
Honorable Mention — Vermin Supreme:
He was only running during the primaries, so here’s our honorable mention candidate–