Lefty gat-snatchers screech about “gun violence” when a shooting helps their narrative but go radio-silent when guns are used to protect the property — and lives — of innocent Americans.

FACT-O-RAMA! Depending on where you live, you might go to prison for using a gun to protect your property. Thug-hugging Democrat politicians are making it impossible to protect your property — such as your home — with a gun. Ask Patricia and Mark McCloskey, the Missouri couple who faced down a throng of BLM “protestors” illegally entering their gated neighborhood, had their guns seized, and were charged. They pled guity to fourth-degree assault and second-degree harrassment — both misdemeanors. The governor of Missouri — a Republican — later pardoned them. A judge refused to give them their weapons back despite the pardon.

You haven’t heard much about the 33 mass shootings thus far this year, such as the shooting that left ten people injured during the production of a rap video, because they don’t fit the bolshie narrative of a “white supremacist” blazing up a black church.

Another naughty gun-related secret the left doesn’t want you to know is that 66 Americans used their firearms to defend themselves so far in January.

Some of the “happy endings” of the Second Amendment the mainstream media “forgot” to mention:

Home invasions are particularly brutal crimes as the assailants know the victims are home and very likely intend to harm them in some way. In 2007, a Cheshire, Conn., family was attacked at 3 a.m. by two legacy animals who followed the mother and one of her daughters home from a Walmart and then waited for darkness. The two men broke into the home and proceeded to beat and torture the family for hours and repeatedly raped the mother and two daughters —17 and 10 years old — after tying them to their beds. The father was beaten with a baseball bat, thrown into the basement, and tied to a cellar.

One of the miscreants later drove the mother to a bank and told her to take out $15,000 in cash. She told the bank teller her family was being held hostage. Before police could get to the family’s house, the thugs spread gas through the home — including around the girls’ beds — and set it aflame. Police arrived to find that the mother had been strangled to death, and the girls — still tied to their beds — died of smoke inhalation. The father survived. The two reprobates were sentenced to death but got a reprieve when the Connecticut State Supreme Court decided to outlaw the death penalty.

Guns do save lives. It’s impossible to know how many more innocent bystanders or family members might have been killed — not to mention raped and beaten — if all 66 of these gun owners didn’t have the firepower to fight back.

Related: ‘Gun Violence’ Isn’t Going Away. It’s all Part of the Plan.

Remember to share this article with your gun-loathing, non-binary-in-law when he/she/zhee feigns outrage at the 12-gauge boomstick on your wall.

BONUS! Whereas I like certain words for a gun, like gat, boomstick, and pocket rocket, my favorite is “mohaska” which is how Sean Connery refers to a gun in the 1987 film The Untouchables. Mohaska was a slang term for guns in the 1920s.

What is your favorite term for a gun? Please leave it in the comments below!