Kids say the darndest things and sometimes they say them to Santa. Thanks to social media we all get to share in the hilarity. The following are several of the funniest letters Santa ever received.

1. Mom is a turtle killer, but it’s not her fault

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Found this taped to the wall next to Ruby's stocking on the mantle. 😂 Santa please don't give me coal. I really didn't mean to run over Ruby's pet rock turtle (and pulverize it). And please find it in your heart to bring her a new one! #heartofgold #lilahlookingoutforruby #shesoneofakind #santaletters #momlife #petrockcrusher

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2. The young are truly hospitable

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Send us your #santaletters 💌 tag #momfilterpics

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3. Mom’s worst nightmare…asking for GLITTER (in all caps no less) from Santa—and Santa doesn’t say no!

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#becauseilovethese #favoritethings #wizardingfamilytraditions #minime #mylilnerdgirl #Santaletters

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4. This kid has a serious plan for his future

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#santaletters by Dom

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5. Bad moms everywhere

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNsBdKkAgpe/?tagged=santaletters

6. Don’t forget Nana

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#santa #santaletter #christmas #funnythingskidssay

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