Granny Maojackets Is Shotgunning Boxes of Franzia Now
America’s most obnoxious alcoholic grandmother left her porch rocker to scare the neighbor kids with stories again.
Undoubtedly reeking of mothballs and failure, MeeMaw Clinton was speaking to the Democratic version of bitter clingers and continuing to spread the baldfaced lie that Stacey Abrams should be Georgia’s governor right now.
The most galling aspect of Hillary’s post-2016 political wandering in the desert isn’t that she keeps offering untruthful versions of why she isn’t president; it’s that she does it completely unchallenged by anyone in our brave media.
Despite her many and obvious flaws, Hillary Clinton remains the Delusion Whisperer for the collective fever dream that keeps Democrats believing that every political failure of theirs is the result of subterfuge.
The Hill covered Mrs. Clinton’s ramblings, letting her usual litany of excuses for her 2016 failure and her ominous tale of our “crisis in democracy” go unexamined.
The “journalist” covering the story then offered this bit of surreal insanity:
Clinton has mostly cut a low profile since her shocking 2016 election loss to President Trump.
Rarely, if ever, has a disgraced election loser sought the spotlight as frequently as Clinton has. We were subjected to multiple “random” photos of her hiking and popping into Whole Foods. Then she published a book. Then she did a promo tour for the book.
Then she never shut up.
And if her mouth is open, she’s lying.
Cancel Culture Goes After God
OK, more specifically, they’re denigrating people who pray.
To the surprise of no one, the insidiously awful CNN is part of the assault:
Thinking of sending your "thoughts and prayers" to those affected by tragedy or a natural disaster? Not everyone wants them.
While Christians value these gestures from religious people, some atheists and agnostics want to avoid them, a new study finds. https://t.co/iiGRm5n7hk
— CNN (@CNN) September 17, 2019
Then, just to hammer home the point that the Democrats and the mainstream media are forever in cahoots, Chuck Schumer repeated the talking point on the Senate floor:
Democrats held the Senate floor tonight on behalf of millions of Americans across the country crying out for action on gun violence.
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) September 18, 2019
Schumer’s point could have been made without the dig at people of faith. CNN’s effort was a deliberate attempt to denigrate religious people and, by extension, religion.
As for me, I will continue to pray for godless, depraved people like Schumer and whoever is making these idiotic editorial decisions at CNN.
I’ll have to pray even more for forgiveness for all the awful things I will continue to write about them, because I can’t see that stopping anytime soon.
Dem Donors, Amirite?
Weinstein, Epstein…Democrats just have the nicest donors.
A link or two would be nice right about now.
From the Mothership and Beyond
— Daily Star (@dailystar) September 18, 2019
All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Banhttps://t.co/G4XcvGsx29
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 17, 2019
The Kruiser Kabana
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1174216076781137920Just watched an AC/DC documentary so I’ve got them on the brain.
Only be awful when necessary. Tomorrow at 2:45 PM will probably be good.
PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”