BILL FLUBS HILL: Nah, I spelled it right. Flubs, people, not, uh…Look, Hillary has cankles and Colin Powell’s emails comment on ole Bill’s, uh, sexual shenanigans…(Please. Don’t make me go there. Google for General Powell’s observations. Use the search terms “bimbos,” “dicking,” and “Clinton” and then read and absorb what you get…)…now…back to Bill flubbing Hill…flubbing…flub…flub…I am spelling the word I intend to spell…between Bill and Hill it’s all flub, if you get my drift…anyway…Ole Bill said Hillary had the flu ‘cept it was pneumonia. Or is pneumonia…maybe…read the link…Seems ole Bill’s flub of Hill has lost CNN as an agitprop asset…at least temporarily…and like Glenn says, when you’re a Dem and you’ve lost CNN…never mind…flub, that’s the word I meant…long quote coming…ready…don’t flub it…from CNN:”Bill Clinton’s effort to help his recuperating wife Wednesday may have instead caused her another political headache when he said Hillary Clinton was suffering from the flu, not pneumonia, as her campaign has said.”…like Glenn says, when you’re a Dem and you’ve lost CNN…Flu…You said flu, Slick, you idiot…Hillary…she’s you’re wife, even though according to Colin you’re still…carousing with bimbos…Colin said it, not me, Slick…But wake up, jerk. Your wife’s campaign claimed she has pneumonia, idiot…

Ole Slick idiotsplains:

“It’s a crazy time we live in where people think there’s something unusual about getting the flu,” Clinton then said. “Last time I checked, millions of people we’re getting it every year.”

Yeah…getting it…

‘Cept:

A spokesman for the 42nd president quickly said Clinton misspoke. “He clearly meant pneumonia,” Angel Urena clarified afterward.

‘Cept he said flu, Angel. Bill said FLU, Angel. He idiotsplained FLU, Angel. Is idiotsplaining Bill suffering from dementia, Angel? Or is he, uh, overheated? (HINT TO ANGEL” Go google “Colin Powell”, “Bill Clinton:, and dicking “bimbos” to get the context for “overheated.”)

Don’t start a social justice warrior email tantrum about this post, Angel. Get in Bill’s face. He said flu.