DON’T MESS WITH THE LAPTOP:

Arizona State University student Alex Botsios said he had no problem giving a nighttime intruder his wallet and guitars.

When the man asked for Botsios’ laptop, however, the first-year law student drew the line. . . .At that point, the law student wrestled the bat away and began punching Saucedo, Botsios said.

“I basically grabbed him and threw him this way, and he held onto the bat so it threw him to the ground,” he said. . . . “It’s my baby,” he said. “Don’t mess with my computer.”

In the picture accompanying the story, the robber looks rather the worse for wear.