WAITER SAVES WOMAN from the worst blind date ever:

Colt Haugen, a 22-year-old student at the University of Colorado and waiter at Ruby Tuesday, was working at the restaurant last month when he saw a man pull a pill from his pocket and put it in his date’s glass when the woman got up from the table. “I almost dropped the food I was holding. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,” Haugen says. “I talked with the manager. I told her, I said, ‘I saw this plain as day. And if we don’t do something about this, something’s going to happen to this woman.'” The police were called and when the drink was tested, it was found to contain Valium. Nancy McGrath, the woman at the table, was on a blind date and considers Haughen to be an “angel.” “He saved my life,” she says.

A few months ago, I got an attack of vertigo in a bar, so bad that I couldn’t walk. (It happens every few months) As I staggered out of the bar, having to stop and put my head between my legs every few steps in order to overcome the waves of nausea, I dimly realized that the friends I was with (both male), were informing everyone in the bar that I had vertigo. When I stopped being so sick, some hours later, I started being embarassed; I must, I thought, have looked like I was vilely, humiliatingly drunk. Was it very embarassing, I asked one friend.

“It wasn’t because you looked drunk,” he said; “You looked like the roofies had kicked in too soon.”

Thank god for interested bystanders.