MY EARLIER POST ABOUT BEOWULF led Col. Douglas Mortimer to email: “Look, Stupid, a post talking about a ‘trainer’ at your gym is useless without a pic of her to go along with it. OK?”

Alas, I don’t have any pictures of her. But here’s the blog of another trainer from my gym, Jessica Paxson, though I think she’s left my gym recently to work for the Big Orange Army and to pursue a professional bodybuilding career. She was on the cover of Muscle and Fitness last month.