COLBY COSH:

What fascinates me about the case of Kieran King, the Saskatchewan high school student who was threatened, punished and slandered by various officials over the past three weeks for talking with some pals about the health effects of marijuana, is that it explodes almost every single utopian cliche about public schools that has been ever propounded by their employees and admirers. It’s almost glorious, in a way. Ever heard an educator say “We’re not here to teach students what to think — we’re here to teach them how to think”? BLAMMO! “We encourage children to make learning a lifelong process.” KAPOW! Poor Kieran didn’t even make it to age 16 before someone called the cops.

“Diversity is one of our most cherished values.” But express a factually true opinion that diverges from what you’ve been taught and — WHOOMP! “Public schools aren’t crude instruments of social control, they’re places where we lay the foundation for an informed citizenry.” BOOM!

I could go on, but I’m running out of sound effects and I really don’t have time to fire up an old Batman episode on You-Tube to gather more.

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