FOR SALE, CHEAP. But not cheap enough. “I hope the seller is willing to negotiate, because $1,950 seems wildly optimistic, considering that the car is probably a four-wheeled financial black hole. . . . Even if you restored it to better condition than the day it left Windsor, Ontario, it would still be a soft, mushy, oversized, underpowered ‘personal luxury’ car of a type they thankfully don’t make any more.”