YALE LAW SCHOOL TRIGGERS ME: A sign on my desk reads: “I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.” I’m not feeling nice today — and I’m talking to you, Yale.

Plus: “Eldik, who served in the Obama administration, has mastered the art of insinuating in the nicest way possible that if you don’t do what I say, your life is over. Incidents of diversity extortion aren’t rare. We read about them often enough to wonder where it might end.”

It should end with Eldik out of a job.