THE WIRED PROFILE I mentioned earlier is now online here. I don’t know why they made me a cartoon — they sent a photographer to Knoxville who took pictures that, judging from the Polaroids, were very good. But heck, I’ve never been a cartoon before, though I’m not especially crazy about this one.

UPDATE: Reader Karl Bade emails:

I wouldn’t consider it a cartoon, or even a caricature. More like a vectorized portrait. Very hip, very now. I can almost see you with an I-pod around your neck.

As long as it’s not playing Ian Van Dahl.