PROOF POSITIVE THAT ALEXANDRIA OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS NOT THE STUPIDEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE: Yeah, I know, I was surprised too.

Here at Puppy Blending HeadquartersTM we have only two questions: a) What if we followed velvet instead? b) How does this man stay alive?  You’d think once having inhaled, he’d forget to exhale, right?

Exit stage right singing Knights in White Satin.