DAILY BEAST SETTLING NICELY INTO ITS COMING FOUR YEAR SLUMBER: Joe Biden’s Dogs Have Told This Pet Psychic a Lot About Their Beloved Master, and His Future.

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UPDATE: Just as the gypsy woman didn’t foretold: President-elect Joe Biden twists ankle while playing with dog, to see a doctor.

As our sister-site Twitchy asks: How come The Daily Beast’s dog psychic didn’t warn Joe Biden about the ankle injury?

(Updated and bumped.)