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May 31, 2025
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
SKYNET SMILES, AND FLEXES: Engineers develop self-healing muscle for robots.
THE HITS KEEP COMING: SpaceX launches advanced GPS satellite for Space Force.
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IF YOU CAN’T TRUST DINTY MOORE, WHO CAN YOU TRUST: Hormel recalls canned beef stew over safety concerns.
THE BBC OBTAINS A MOBILE PHONE SMUGGLED OUT OF NORTH KOREA:
This is 1984 level surveillance in practice. Crazy video. https://t.co/7acbzG72Xg
— Aristonkle (@ParanoidPol) May 31, 2025
Forgetting that England in the 21st century resembles Orwell’s Airstrip One, the BBC thinks this is all wonderful stuff:
CAN BIDEN COME OUT OF THE CLOSET? Bombshell: Secret Service Whistleblower Revealed Troubling Account Of Biden In The White House.
THE POWER LINE WEEK IN PICTURES: Agony of Defeat Edition.
(If you’re wondering, of course it’s a real CNN story.)
JESSE SINGAL: It Doesn’t Matter if AI Is Just “Faking It.”
Certainly not in terms of human responses.
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STARRING HUNTER BIDEN AS THE NEW AQUAMAN: Dolphins ‘deliberately get high’ on puffer fish nerve toxins by carefully chewing and passing them around.
VERY BRAVE. NOW DO ISLAM. U. Nebraska student’s graduation project mocks Catholic Mass with drag performance.
AND YOU THOUGHT SMARTPHONE ADDICTION WAS DANGEROUS: OpenAI wants ChatGPT to be a ‘super assistant’ for every part of your life.
Thanks to the legal discovery process, Google’s antitrust trial with the Department of Justice has provided a fascinating glimpse into the future of ChatGPT.
An internal OpenAI strategy document titled “ChatGPT: H1 2025 Strategy” describes the company’s aspiration to build an “AI super assistant that deeply understands you and is your interface to the internet.” Although the document is heavily redacted in parts, it reveals that OpenAI aims for ChatGPT to soon develop into much more than a chatbot.
“In the first half of next year, we’ll start evolving ChatGPT into a super-assistant: one that knows you, understands what you care about, and helps with any task that a smart, trustworthy, emotionally intelligent person with a computer could do,” reads the document from late 2024. “The timing is right. Models like 02 and 03 are finally smart enough to reliably perform agentic tasks, tools like computer use can boost ChatGPT’s ability to take action, and interaction paradigms like multimodality and generative UI allow both ChatGPT and users to express themselves in the best way for the task.”
The document goes on to describe a “super assistant” as “an intelligent entity with T-shaped skills” for both widely applicable and niche tasks. “The broad part is all about making life easier: answering a question, finding a home, contacting a lawyer, joining a gym, planning vacations, buying gifts, managing calendars, keeping track of todos, sending emails.” It mentions coding as an early example of a more niche task.
Even when reading around the redactions, it’s clear that OpenAI sees hardware as essential to its future, and that it wants people to think of ChatGPT as not just a tool, but a companion. This tracks with Sam Altman recently saying that young people are using ChatGPT like a “ life advisor.”
Related: 2013’s Her: Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson Go Twenty Minutes Into the Future of AI.
IT’S AS ACCURATE AS BEAUCHAMP’S REPORT OF A BRIDGE BETWEEN THE WEST BANK AND GAZA:
"If this is accurate"
But it's not accurate. Its based of a model and that model is intentionally flawed in order to be as extreme and hyperbolic as possiblehttps://t.co/qWfDJUbloV
— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) May 30, 2025
Beauchamp is proof that you can have a career as a lefty “journalist”: while reporting the most outrageously obvious bullshit.
#JOURNALISM:
Every single time there’s a backstory that makes the regime media report a total lie.
I think it’s great that @KristiNoem is having her people fact check these lies https://t.co/cCDe3j18rg
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) May 31, 2025