September 12, 2020

AS ALWAYS, LIFE IMITATES IOWAHAWK: ‘Pro-science’ Pelosi Gives Anti-science Explanation For West Coast Fires.

‘I believe in science’ Nancy Pelosi offered a rather anti-science explanation for the wildfires in California during an MSNBC appearance on Thursday.

“Mother earth is angry,” she said. “She’s telling us, whether she’s telling us with hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, fires in the West, whatever it is … the climate crisis is real and has an impact.”

“Top Scientists Warn: Sea Gods Angry,” Iowahawk wrote in 2004. “While most empirical evidence supports the theory of wrathful whale-tail slappings, some scientists are exploring alternative hypotheses for the weekend tsunami. Ecobiologist Jane Geary of UC Santa Cruz points to mounting evidence that the ocean spirit-world may have been driven to gastrointestinal rage by gas-guzzling SUVs. ‘Thunder-wagon make smoke cloud of greenhouse gas,’ explained Geary. ‘hungry Tai-Waku eat smoke from thunder-wagon, pass giant wind with mighty fury.’”

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